Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[D_K_Moon]

You don't think she would be good after a night with me?

I'm not trying to brag, but I wasn't called Bull Bollocks for nothing!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm not crying to Brad but I was called Bill Bollocks for nothing!

I don't think Brad would have cared anyway.

 

[glynndah]

I don't think Brad would have cared anyway.

That's just what Brad wants you to think.

 

[Actingup]

Brad doesn't want you to think.

All those years at university, and she throws it away on a well-muscled lummox

(@glynndah - I think you forgot to misquote the person above you. Easy to do after 200 pages of this dumb game!)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

All those beers at university, and she throws up anyway on a chilled muscatel - lovely!

(@glynndah - I think you forgot to misquote the person above you. Easy to do after 200 pages of this dumb game!)

It's not the amount; it's the mixture.

 

[D_K_Moon]

It's the amount; it's not the mixture.

Now, was that two gallons gin and three quarts vermouth?

 

[yowser]

Now, was that two gals with gin and three squirts in her mouth?

That, my friend, sounds like a serious party.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's mine, friend. Would you like a serious injury?

Calm down, bud; I was just admiring your girlfriend, not banging her.

 

[yowser]

Calm down, bud; I was just restraining your girlfriend, not banging her.

I just wish you'd asked me how she liked it first.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I just wish you'd asked me how she licked it first.

It's okay. I was just a bit surprised when her forked tongue wrapped around my shaft.

 

[yowser]

It's an IPA. I was just a bit surprised when her forked tongue licked around my draft.

Amazing how protective you need to be in taprooms these days.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Amazing how perceptive you need to be in taprooms these days.

You definitively need to do more than distinguish between a lager and an ale in these days of lambics and microbrews!

 

[Actingup]

You definitely are able to distinguish between a lugger and a whale in these days of lidars and microwaves!

You really need to know what you're torpedoing during a dark night at sea.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You really need to know what you're hoping for during a dark night at sea.

Unless it's 'any port in a storm,' you might be unpleasantly surprised in the morning light.

 

[D_K_Moon]

If it's 'any harlot in a storm,' you might be surprised in the morning when you find your wallet light.

Sex will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no sex. (Stolen from Freewheeling Franklin)

 

[Actingup]

@D_K_Moon I think your response got lost at sea?

(edit - thanks for fixing it up!)

 

[D_K_Moon]

@D_K_Moon I think your response got lost at sea?

I got a phone call and got waylaid...LOL!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I made a phone call and got Fay laid...LOL!

Was that a favor or a prank?

 

[yowser]

Was that a slaver or a Yank?

During the Civil War you could tell by the uniforms.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

During the Civil War you could sell boys the uniforms.

Unfortunately, every war has its Daddy Warbucks.

 

[D_K_Moon]

Fortunately, not every whore is out for Daddy's bucks.

Just don't let Momma catch on to Daddy's shenanigans!

 

[Actingup]

Just don't let Momma latch on to Daddy's shenanigans!

You wait for her to go out before you hit the town, and then find that she started cruising the strip before you got there.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You wait for her to go out before you put on the gown, and then find that she started cruising the ship before you got there.

It's always more fun when both of you are luring the sailors.

 

[yowser]

It's always more fun when both of you are coiffuring the tailors.

I suppose I should never be surprised at the range of kinks here.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I suppose I should never be surprised at the string of links here.

Gone down the rabbit hole again?