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[D_K_Moon]

Isn't that my favorite episode of Girls Gone Wild?

Boobies to the right, boobies to the left...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bobbies to the right, bobbies to the left...

Drop the loot, mates; the coppers have us surrounded.

 

[TiberiusPrime]

Drop the boot, mates; the cobblers have us surrounded.

Talking about being sole mates, mate!

 

[yowser]

Talking about being goal mates, mate!

Usually only one goalie per team allowed on the field.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Usually only one girlie per team allowed in the fieldhouse.

Can't you make an exception for twins?

 

[yowser]

Can't you make a reception for Gwin's?

Only if it's a legal marriage.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Only if it's a legit mirage.

What? Erotic hallucinations don't count?

 

[Rustyoznail]

What? Exotic hallucinogens don't count?

Well, you'd better check what mushrooms you had in that omelette.

 

[yowser]

Well, you'd better check what crush rooms with you in that sublet.

Roommates with benefits is never a bad idea.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Mom mating with Benny fits every bad idea.

She does seem very fond of your brother, though.

 

[Actingup]

She does seem very fond of your lover, though.

Vicarious romance through your own children's partners is a slippery slope. Don't leave them alone when you go get the milk.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Vivacious remoras sought your own children’s pelvis with a sucking grope. Don't leave them alone when you get wet in Miami.

Wait... Real suckerfish? Or the 305’s wandering Ocean Drive?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wait... Really sucker fishing? For the Tree of Life? Pandering to old men's desires?

If you can convince them of eternal youth, you'll scam a fortune.

 

[yowser]

If you can sell them eternal youth, you'll scream 'A fortune!'

Phallic immortality can never be disdained!

 

[Actingup]

Phallic immorality can never be disowned!

In these days of DNA tests, it's just better to get with the program and the child support.

 

[beliefofmine]

In these days of STD tests, it's just better to go with it and take the medication.

What's that itch?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's that, bitch?

If you'd like to ask me something, speak politely.

 

[yowser]

If you'd like to task me something, leak politely.

Umm, what orifice in particular are we talking about here?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Mum, what orifice in particular are we talking about here?

Any and all, sweetie; you are mine, you know.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Anything at all that's freaky; your ass is a deep mine, you know.

It took a long time before I could smuggle a two litre bottle into a rave.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It took a long time before I could snuggle up to a little beauty in a grave.

I guess necrophilia is an acquired taste.

 

[Actingup]

I guess necrophilia is an expired taste.

Getting to the corpses prior to their 'best before' date is a lot of hard work.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Getting to the copse prior to the beast you're dating is hardly worth it..

Under the trees and in the dark with a beast is better than celibacy.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Under the trees and in the dark with a beet is better than celery.

Hey, I'm not judging you for your vegetable tastes. Just don't put either in the stew afterwards.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hey, I'm not begrudging you for your venerable state. Just don't put Ethel in the pew afterwards.

You don't think confession would be good for her soul after a night with me?