🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Shit maybe I'm octopus and not a mermaid

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Manners

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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It's embarrassing

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[cactusjack0584]

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It's embarrassing

SAME

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

so stupid but it makes me laugh so hard

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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so stupid but it makes me laugh so hard

For want of a nail, can opener, metal punch, church key - heck, an axe’d do! Were tool users, folks - use them tools!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

For want of a nail, can opener, metal punch, church key - heck, an axe’d do! Were tool users, folks - use them tools!

It was meant to be preserved from the lips of all humanity.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was meant to be preserved from the lips of all humanity.

Same sister. Same.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Same sister. Same.

I imagine you covered in lipstick marks actually

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'll wait .....

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Sadly, right after you posted this I had to jump on a work call that lasted well over an hour. I'd much rather have been here.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sadly, right after you posted this I had to jump on a work call that lasted well over an hour. I'd much rather have been here.

You'll have to work for my forgiveness

 

[UsuallyPresent]

It was meant to be preserved from the lips of all humanity.

Perfectly fine - that’s why we got cups & glasses!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Perfectly fine - that’s why we got cups & glasses!

Not the can! The contents. You can lick all over that can if you want. But the fakely sweet, diety goodness inside is too good for mere mortals.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I imagine you covered in lipstick marks actually

You have me confused with @Wriggle but I do all right metaphorically.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You have me confused with @Wriggle but I do all right metaphorically.

Lol I can't keep up with everyone. But I meant the monkey for sure

 

[Justabaldguy70]

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so stupid but it makes me laugh so hard

This is fucking hilarious

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not the can! The contents. You can lick all over that can if you want. But the fakely sweet, diety goodness inside is too good for mere mortals.

Aren’t souls supposedly immortal? And souls are, so far as I know, unable to taste, imbibe, or otherwise interact with said ‘goodness’ - except thru our fallible, mortal meat suits. Soooo. . . Slurp away, you’re getting goodness together for Your Very SOOOOOUUULLL!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Aren’t souls supposedly immortal? And souls are, so far as I know, unable to taste, imbibe, or otherwise interact with said ‘goodness’ - except thru our fallible, mortal meat suits. Soooo. . . Slurp away, you’re getting goodness together for Your Very SOOOOOUUULLL!

[PLP grants you inspiration]

 

[UsuallyPresent]

[PLP grants you inspiration]

{is inspired}