The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

You are here by officially instructed to get a 4' stepladder - a proper one, a good one - and to cease using chairs, inverted five gallon buckets, or a box of dog food - as a Vertical Enhancement Device. Please, desist forthwith and hereinafter.
Yes, sir! 🫡

I actually have one but it is upstairs. I just didn't want to go get it. 🙄
 
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