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Missk_2022 said:
I know what this site is but first message being asked to be a c-- dumpster....sorry for the language my gentlemanly grey..... is not sexy or hot.....

now you know why this thread is such a port in the storm.....
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IKR??? I got one the other day asking me to respond "immediately" to "help him with an urgent issue." I didn't even open it until about 3 days after he sent it. Then I noped out.

I hope he wasn't bleeding... 🤔🤔
 
BlackSatinKnight said:
No, not the office Mom. Just someone who was raised in the organization that mission failure isn’t an option. And, oh by the way, I need my morning coffee so if I don’t make it right nobody else will (control freak much, yeah maybe).
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I'm glad you're able to help, BSK. Just try not to make everything your responsibility. 🤗
 
Wonderer67 said:
Had a good weekend.

Yesterday - got my taxes done. I owe a bit. 😡

Then drove up to my sisters. Had a hillarious time w her. We took her out for her b-day. So fun. Watched a bunch of old bugs bunny cartoons.

had a nice drive on the back roads home. Got home at 1 and got in a full day of farm work. Cleared the trail where a big tree came down and then split firewood then did some cleanup in the old mill.

Worked till 6!

Love the longer daze!!!!
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Jeeze! You get more done in a day than I do in a month! Can you please bottle some of that energy for me??? 🙏😅
 
NakedStoryLover said:
I should clarify, by "main battery", I mean the one under the hood; the same battery that all cars hold. I've had to change that one a few times, partly due to normal battery life and also for an electric short issue.

The " hybrid battery" is the set of batteries that run the electric system, when we're not on gas/petrol. THAT battery is still original. (edit to add: the hybrid battery is under the mat in the rear storage compartment)

I've been impressed by the Gen 1 Ford Escape hybrid.
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My hybrid batteries are under the floor of the hatch. The "main battery" isn't under the hood as usual. It's under the back seat. You have to take out the hatch floor AND the back seat to reach it. Which is why I had to take it to the dealership to have it changed out when it wasn't holding a charge. I tried tire stores like Les Schwab; they wouldn't touch it because it's a hybrid.
 
Wonderer67 said:
Why dont ya tell us?? Why keep it secret? 😂😂😂
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Not sure of his name (some say it was Dr Arthur Hole) but I do know that early tests were fraught with danger. One man recounted his experience

The doctor did a number of examinations and tests. When it was over I asked him, "How am I doc? Am I going to have a long and healthy life?"

He replied, "No, not at all. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
 
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

If Fed Ex and UPS merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Don’t they all stop eventually?
 
Lilianna23 said:
I haven't eaten processed cereals since I was a kid. I'm fairly certain the processing is MUCH different now than it was 50 or so years ago. If I eat grains now, it's things like brown rice amaranth, and quinoa.

I still eat some processed foods, but I try to be selective about it. Chocolate is my downfall! 🙄
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I amuse myself that oats are still made the same ol' way.


They may not be.


I may start buying horse oats from the Amish and cooking those.
 
Lilianna23 said:
That's the way to do it! I hate to pay, but after my (still unresolved) 2023 taxes, I think I'll start calculating how I can have a minimal amount to pay.

Yesterday, I got a missive from the IRS wanting a copy of my husband's death certificate in order to claim the refund from 2023. This is AFTER I have made monthly phone calls to them since December. They couldn't have asked the first time??? 😤🤬🤬
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No, they can't


Or the second.


Or the third.


Or however many times after that . . . .
 
Lilianna23 said:
I changed the burned out lightbulb on my front porch yesterday. I had to climb onto a chair to reach it but I got it done! I'm ridiculously proud of myself! 🤣🤣🤣
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You are here by officially instructed to get a 4' stepladder - a proper one, a good one - and to cease using chairs, inverted five gallon buckets, or a box of dog food - as a Vertical Enhancement Device. Please, desist forthwith and hereinafter.
 
Lilianna23 said:
My mom was an SCAer. She didn't ride horses (that I know of) but was fully into the dressing, tents, and camping. She made her own tent. I was mostly glad she had something she liked to do to occupy her time. However, I was pretty mad at her when I found out she was camping during thunderstorms. 😱😱 She lived in Missouri. 🌪
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Dr. Tyler is her own anachronism, creative or otherwise.
 
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