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Hello, very recently joined, having read various stories and poems for years but never had the time to commit. A significant life change has given me the time to play. I have submitted a story and some 'poems', just to see what would happen. I am an older guy based in the UK with what I think is a good sense of humour. I do not think I am a writer, however I am a trier and maybe some of my stuff may raise your interest. I would welcome constructive criticism and ideas, on form, content and how to broaden the pool of members who may come across my scribblings.
 
Hi everybody, been reading the stories for a couple of years. Decided to join after just discovering the forum. I love anything lingerie related on both women and men. Bi-curious 58 years old and married, based in the uk. Would love to chat and make new friends and have fun as well.
 
I'm carrelattendant77, and although I've been reading Literotica stories with increasing interest, the fact that a person is actually following me makes it necessary to get some information about me onto the site. I'm a 70-year-old straight male living in Charlotte, NC. One of my objectives when I begin writing stories will be to show how a place like Charlotte is the ideal setting for the kind of story I like to read, and will try to write. Another objective will be to demonstrate how much you can do with characters when you've persuaded the readers, with whatever literary skill you have, that these are real people. Most of my favorite stories achieve that goal. Occasionally you have a story like "Nothing's Perfect", which works with Billy Wilder's original characters from Some Like It Hot, and does so brilliantly! Because Wilder always meant those characters to be satirical, the author was able to play with them in a most satisfactory way. I detected only one mistake, the use of the anachronistic word "badass". This error is so easy to fix that it almost doesn't count. (I suggested substituting "hinky-dinky".)
So if anyone can help me change my profile, I'll be very indebted to him or her.
 
Howdy folks. New but not new to LT. Wrote a three stories under the name Carson1982 many years ago, stop writing after that and when I decided to try it again my email for that account was long gone and now way to retrieve the old LT account. Oh well, that's what I get for procrastinating.

Late 50s male, straight, married. Dabble in illustration, which I hope to get published her on LT soon.
 
Swantje77 said:
Hallo ich bin die Swantje, 31 Jahre alt/jung, bin berufstätig und in einer festen Beziehung. Hier in diesem Forum bin ich wegen meinem Fetisch und aus Neugier.
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Hallo Swantje, was ist das für ein Fetisch? Bin eben auch sehr neugierig;) Gerne vertraulich via PM.
 
EJFan said:
Welcome to Literotica's "How To" and "How To Cafe" Forums.

Please feel free to introduce yourselves to the members here. A brief introduction will help us to understand your questions and answers better. Tell us a few things about you, your hobbies, relationships, experiences and whatever else comes to mind that you are comfortable mentioning. Also tell us what you hope to get out of the How To Forums.
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EJFan said:
Welcome to Literotica's "How To" and "How To Cafe" Forums.

Please feel free to introduce yourselves to the members here. A brief introduction will help us to understand your questions and answers better. Tell us a few things about you, your hobbies, relationships, experiences and whatever else comes to mind that you are comfortable mentioning. Also tell us what you hope to get out of the How To Forums.
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I'm a 61 yr old married male.Im married to my third wife and we have been together for 14 yrs .She's a little older than me but doesn't look it. I have always enjoyed sex and I'm not afraid to try something new Not to bore you with the particulars.
But the wife and I have gone in different directions Sexually .my sex drive is high and I don't know how long I'll be able to stay Faithful. See what turns me on is getting a woman off. Not because it's some kind of male ego thing. It's a fact that she's feeling as good as she can possibly feel. I feel That i'm an average lover And I always felt your never too old to learn.
 
Hello all. This is Jessica. I use "JessiQueVix" as my author name in literotica. Basically its just a compressed form of "Jessica the Queen Vixen". I like to think of myself like that. At least i pretend 🤭 Don't know how much it matches with the reality. I got the mentality of a queen to take care of my king when he is present and to take care of his realm when he is not. Personality is main here. And the vixen.. Well you all know what goes there by it. Giggles.

In personal life, I am divorced for a long time. Had an early marriage and also had a baby. But the marriage didn’t work out for us and we got divorced mutually. The baby isnt baby any more and he is out of the country for university so I got all the times after I come home from work. So i care to explore these global platforms. I have dated many and had a quite adventurous life but now I feel like i should settle as i believe adventures can come with settlement too.

Here, I expect nothing specific. Just to enjoy my time here. Hope we all will have a great time. Cheers!
 
JessiQueVix said:
Hello all. This is Jessica. I use "JessiQueVix" as my author name in literotica. Basically its just a compressed form of "Jessica the Queen Vixen". I like to think of myself like that. At least i pretend 🤭 Don't know how much it matches with the reality. I got the mentality of a queen to take care of my king when he is present and to take care of his realm when he is not. Personality is main here. And the vixen.. Well you all know what goes there by it. Giggles.

In personal life, I am divorced for a long time. Had an early marriage and also had a baby. But the marriage didn’t work out for us and we got divorced mutually. The baby isnt baby any more and he is out of the country for university so I got all the times
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Welcome to the pervert circus, Jessica. What kinds of stories have you published on here?
 
Hello, fellow word nerds! I’ve arrived armed with caffeine, questionable ideas, and a complete disregard for proper sleep—let’s make some literary chaos together!

I post stories because reality is already ridiculous, so why not lean into the chaos and make it entertaining? Plus, if I keep all these wyld ideas in my head, there’s a good chance my brain will short-circuit from sheer absurdity—better to share the madness with the world!
 
WordsIntheWyld said:
Hello, fellow word nerds! I’ve arrived armed with caffeine, questionable ideas, and a complete disregard for proper sleep—let’s make some literary chaos together!

I post stories because reality is already ridiculous, so why not lean into the chaos and make it entertaining? Plus, if I keep all these wyld ideas in my head, there’s a good chance my brain will short-circuit from sheer absurdity—better to share the madness with the world!
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Yes right pls empty your mind before your brain will shorts circuit fron sheer absurdity
 
WordsIntheWyld said:
Hello, fellow word nerds! I’ve arrived armed with caffeine, questionable ideas, and a complete disregard for proper sleep—let’s make some literary chaos together!

I post stories because reality is already ridiculous, so why not lean into the chaos and make it entertaining? Plus, if I keep all these wyld ideas in my head, there’s a good chance my brain will short-circuit from sheer absurdity—better to share the madness with the world!
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Welcome. Willing to read youe stories
 
I’m (50m) a widower dad who remarried a lovely lady who was active in “the lifestyle” before we met. I had dabbled before meeting her and learned enough about myself to know what I want, what my limitations are and things that I need more experience/guidance with. For example, I injured my first sub in an alcohol fueled outburst of ego. I have since quit drinking, communicate a pain scale and keep my ego in check. The main area that I want to improve is eliminating jealousy. Jealousy is toxic for me, my partner and our relationship. It will take over everything and ruin my life if I don’t take action to eliminate it. I loose my ZFG mojo when I commit to a monogamous LTR and I want to get it back without resorting to infidelity. I want to how you swingers and cucks and unicorns do it. How can you not only share your partner but get turned on by it? I’m not looking to do those things but I want to understand them and borrow the things that can help me not be so possessive and jealous in my marraige.
 
Hello everyone! I read stories here since 2012 but only now I decided to create this profile to publish some of them. I'm not sure they will be accepted due to the amount of pervyness and various excesses, but I hope so ;)
In the meanwhile, I will continue to read your stories for inspiration...
 
FantaLezdom said:
Hello everyone! I read stories here since 2012 but only now I decided to create this profile to publish some of them. I'm not sure they will be accepted due to the amount of pervyness and various excesses, but I hope so ;)
In the meanwhile, I will continue to read your stories for inspiration...
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Welcome, FantaLezdom, to the wild and wonderful world of Literotica—where keyboards sizzle, imaginations run untamed, and the only safe word is more! May your stories be as intoxicating as their titles suggest, leaving readers breathless, intrigued, and possibly questioning their furniture choices. Dive in, dominate the page, and remember—on this site, the only thing tighter than a plot twist is the community’s embrace!
 
WordsIntheWyld said:
Welcome, FantaLezdom, to the wild and wonderful world of Literotica—where keyboards sizzle, imaginations run untamed, and the only safe word is more! May your stories be as intoxicating as their titles suggest, leaving readers breathless, intrigued, and possibly questioning their furniture choices. Dive in, dominate the page, and remember—on this site, the only thing tighter than a plot twist is the community’s embrace!
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This is for sure a very welcoming and luring message. Thank you very much for such words ❤️
 
I'm new here. Been here for a few months now.
I'm writing a book and hope to have it published one day! I just have to finish it first!
I have published 2 chapters here but am going to rewrite Chapter 2 and will be resubmitting it.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Clive Owen and Tim Roth! :love: I have dirty thoughts about him on an hourly basis :ROFLMAO:
 
Bloodandglitter said:
I'm new here. Been here for a few months now.
I'm writing a book and hope to have it published one day! I just have to finish it first!
I have published 2 chapters here but am going to rewrite Chapter 2 and will be resubmitting it.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Clive Owen and Tim Roth! :love: I have dirty thoughts about him on an hourly basis :ROFLMAO:
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Go ahead 👍
 
Bloodandglitter said:
I'm new here. Been here for a few months now.
I'm writing a book and hope to have it published one day! I just have to finish it first!
I have published 2 chapters here but am going to rewrite Chapter 2 and will be resubmitting it.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Clive Owen and Tim Roth! :love: I have dirty thoughts about him on an hourly basis :ROFLMAO:
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Hey Bloodandglitter! Welcome to Literotica, no judgment here, so feel free to embrace those Clive Owen and Tim Roth obsessions without shame!
 
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