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Our neighbor made sourdough bread last week to go along with the venison pot pie. Since I’m trying to avoid carbs, I held onto it till this morning and had it for lunch. Toasted it and put butter on it: YUM!
I like sourdough bread, but sourdough toast only has to be slightly overdone before it turns into a series of miniature daggers, slicing through the walls and roof of your mouth.
 
If Cinderella’s shoe fit her perfectly, then why did it fall off?

When they say that something is ‘"new and improved," how can it be improved if it’s new? What is it improving on?

If anything is possible, can anything be impossible?

Why do we wait until night to "call it a day"?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
 
LOL! We went to the caretakers class yesterday. Be a good nurse?! I thought I just had to help her walk a few steps and cook! I didn’t know I’d be bathing, changing dressings, cooking, etc…
Man…nursing is a hard job! I thank our resident nurses in advance! I’m Bout to find out! 😲

Well, Fritag is here. weather is perfect for fishing tomorrow. Need to get this one in before lockdown. Anyone have any experience with a Dakota Lithium Battery? Worth the X-tra $ ? Enjoy an early jump on the weekend. Get out of the office early if ya can!

More NM MZ…

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Not to mention the range of motion exercises and physical therapy! Let us know if you need advice! 🫂🫂
 
Thanks Miss potassium... It’s a new day and I’m pretty much over it.

Yes, if you’re going to prepare for a town hall and you want slides, you have to prepare your own.

Do not assume I’m going to make them for you.
Do not assume that I can read your mind.
Do not assume that I have time for you.

Do not assume.

Oh… and ask, instead of tell me when you may need some of my time and help.

(I guess I wasn’t over it after all!) 😂
Now, tell us how you REALLY feel, W! 🤣🤣🤣
 
This fuck needs to have some persuasion to do a good job. Just like Wat, sub contractors, not checking the work. Wtff? (What the fucking fuck?)

This dude is an incompetent prick and you have to take maximum vengeance against him.
Oh, I fully intend to do so. I'm thinking the State might be interested... (No permits pulled. No inspections done.)
 
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