Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Michael682]

You should have seen them in their glory.

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Oh my. How did they not get in the way of life?

 

[Michael682]

This is fun….

Oh I’m going to enjoy hearing that accent all around on my trip.

 

[joclfc]

Please ignore my nails omg they need doing

I don't think many of us are paying attention to your nails in that photo

 

[Centauri1]

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Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

Daaamn

 

[joclfc]

You should really be more imaginative about where you're choosing to unload....You really went for.... jerking off in the car but stopping because...no more napkins? C'mon

1. On a Roller Coaster – The adrenaline rush would make it, uh, quick....? Or result in becoming soft once more....
2. In a Library Quiet Section – The ultimate test of stealth and silence... do you dare?
3. During a Job Interview – Assert dominance in the workplace.
4. On a Ferris Wheel – The view is great, and so is the risk of getting caught. You can unload on unsuspecting heads. Just make sure its an adult fayre.
5. At a Family Reunion – Nothing says 'bonding' like awkward eye contact with Uncle Steve.
6. At a Wedding Ceremony – When they say 'speak now or forever hold your peace,' you’ve got options.
7. In a Elevator – Just hope it doesn’t stop on every floor.
8. In a Museum – Art is inspiring, after all.
9. At a Funeral – Morbid, but hey, it’s a dead serious challenge.

Some of them would be harsh

 

[Dayhoosier]

Oh my goshhhh.

Can I give rocky a treat

You'd definitely be his best friend if you did. He just now at 5 in the morning had a dehydrated minnow (his favorite...yuck) because it was the only way I could get him to come in from the yard lol

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm blaming this thread for how tired I am in work now, and how horny I was yesterday, and no I wouldn't change a thing

 

[Jimmy119_190]

I'm blaming this thread for how tired I am in work now, and how horny I was yesterday, and no I wouldn't change a thing

Let’s hope you found some suitable relief…

Those blue balls can be quite a trauma!

 

[ShaneoD]

Let’s hope you found some suitable relief…

Those blue balls can be quite a trauma!

I deed they can be, I was almost impressed with myself when I got a moment

 

[MiaBabe23]

Blue balls? Try blue lips lol!!

 

[ShaneoD]

Blue balls? Try blue lips lol!!

I guess when there's a guy involved you've got lower odds of finding relief

 

[Jimmy119_190]

I deed they can be, I was almost impressed with myself when I got a moment

Good job @SpicyBean99

 

[MiaBabe23]

I guess when there's a guy involved you've got lower odds of finding relief

Shouldn’t it be the other way round…?

 

[Dayhoosier]

Shouldn’t it be the other way round…?

Or at least depend on the TYPE of relief?

 

[ShaneoD]

Shouldn’t it be the other way round…?

It should but we've all had premature blue balls relief before (I can only speak for the guys )

 

[urbangentleman]

I won’t be keeping all of these up for long so make the most of it, especially the underboob
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Yummy!

 

[joclfc]

I won’t be keeping all of these up for long so make the most of it, especially the underboob
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It looks like they've almost escaped from their bindings

 

[joclfc]

Hiiiiii

Hi back

 

[joclfc]

Cats live lives of their own entirely. We (the owners) don’t exist other than to feed and bed them. Sassy little queens. Very much like women, we want to be fed and bed ( I prefer a large sprinkling of intellectual conversation with my dinner & dick though)

I do love a sausage dog.

Chatting during sex you mean?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Thank you Spicy.

 

[NightOfPassion2]

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Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

A delightful conversation would always have side vignettes of trying to figure that out..

 

[urbangentleman]

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Alright, you little heathens, I know you missed my pictures I partied HARD over the weekend and have only just recovered, mentally and physically hahah. Bad ( ) choices were made, let’s put it that way.

But now, I’m back, needy, and starved for attention. To make up for my neglect, I’ve decided to re-post a picture that mysteriously vanished from another thread (because LIT loves to delete my shit, constantly.) So, here it is again.

The picture in question has a backstory:

A guy I had been fucking decided to have himself a night out, leaving me alone which I really don’t mind since I had brought toys. Made myself at home in his bed, and spent the whole night fucking myself senseless. Naturally, I documented every filthy second and sent him videos just to make sure his night was a little frustrating.

This is just a cute selfie of the aftermath

Now, since I’ve been slacking, entertain me:

If I were whispering in your ear right now, what would you want me to say?


What’s your filthiest kink. Or fantasy.

Whisper for me to take off my pants. Fantasy: You and a girlfriend using me completely

 

[Dayhoosier]

*strolls in with his coffee trying to act like his whole world isn't a shit show lol* thing are only just getting rolling in here, huh?

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

View attachment 2502516What a weird week. I started my time here on this site mainly posting in the Author's Hangout, minding my own business (or so I thought) when I made the mistake of posting an innocent picture and managed to scandalize a few of the oldies that frequent those feeds. Turns out, even the tamest visual offerings can ruffle some feathers in the land of LITerotica.

I do believe that l've found a safe place here within the Amateur Pics section, where I can post freely without unintentionally triggering a literary emergency ?

So, if you're into words, wit, sarcasm, good music and the occasional rogue nipple (because, really, they won't look like this forever), then please introduce yourselves! Let's talk books, sex, kinks and whatever else may tickle your pickle! I’m an open book

Somehow I missed this! Very sensuous, thoroughly arousing shot. Love your tats, piercings, and slightly mischievous smile. Thanks for making the foray into AMPics! Love your taste in bathroom tiling also, not that it was the first thing my eyes focused on.

 

[Jimmy119_190]

Somehow I missed this! Very sensuous, thoroughly arousing shot. Love your tats, piercings, and slightly mischievous smile. Thanks for making the foray into AMPics! Love your taste in bathroom tiling also, not that it was the first thing my eyes focused on.

Was tats a typo?