Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Fred6969]

Please ignore my nails omg they need doing

And I was just here thinking that was some new fashion statement….and wondering how those would feel….

 

[Jimmy119_190]

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Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

Clever!!!

….and sexy as fuck!!

 

[ShaneoD]

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Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

If that emoji had appeared an hour ago I'd only have an hour left before I was speeding home to remove these damn trousers (I might be a little flustered/frustrated now)

 

[SpicyBean99]

And I was just here thinking that was some new fashion statement….and wondering how those would feel….

You should have seen them in their glory.

 

[Divindisguise]

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Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

I figured it out! Somehow feels like a ‘pat on the back’ moment. And a pat down below on my growing appendage that’s attempting to see you for itself.

 

[SpicyBean99]

If that emoji had appeared an hour ago I'd only have an hour left before I was speeding home to remove these damn trousers (I might be a little flustered/frustrated now)

Good. I like you better that way. I know it’ll feel so good when you finally get home.

 

[ShaneoD]

You should have seen them in their glory.

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Oh I did earlier, when you sent me to find your breakfast fry comment

 

[Jimmy119_190]

Good luck with those blue balls @ShaneoD !!!

 

[ShaneoD]

Good. I like you better that way. I know it’ll feel so good when you finally get home.

By "that way" you mean a desperate horny mess, and yes it damn will

 

[ShaneoD]

Good luck with those blue balls @ShaneoD !!!

I should have manned up and accepted her dare to jerk off in work earlier, I'm in no position to now

 

[desperado1089]

I'm definitely checking this out at work. Good shit.

 

[Fred6969]

You should have seen them in their glory.

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I would wear those like a badge of honor…

 

[peekingone]

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Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

only a click away to remove it

 

[SpicyBean99]

As a lady. I approve of you having the shorter two nails.

Those two … fell off … I promise

 

[Jaws82]

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Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

I cracked the code!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I would wear those like a badge of honor…

The tits or the nails

 

[SpicyBean99]

I’m no longer working. Well at least in a proverbial sense. Incredible pics!

And how is not working going for you? Anything I can do to help?

 

[Fred6969]

The tits or the nails

Both, of course!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Well our cat goes out at night but still expects to be fed every morning by whoever gets up first, then our two Dachshunds get fed around 10am but they're lazing around the house all day

Cats live lives of their own entirely. We (the owners) don’t exist other than to feed and bed them. Sassy little queens. Very much like women, we want to be fed and bed ( I prefer a large sprinkling of intellectual conversation with my dinner & dick though)

I do love a sausage dog.

 

[Dalton59]

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Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

Yep. Looks great in both places.

 

[Dalton59]

You should have seen them in their glory.

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Serious nails ,could be registered as deadly weapons.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Well there is “other work” getting done. Lol

There are plenty of things that can be done to help out, the more I see of your sexy self the more “work” gets done.

Mmmm. Let’s see what I can do about that a little later

I’m currently sat having a few wines… I’m off work tomorrow so I’ve ordered a bottle.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Serious nails ,could be registered as deadly weapons.

I like to call them my “man killers”. They are long enough and sharp enough to slay a dragon.

 

[Dalton59]

I won’t be keeping all of these up for long so make the most of it, especially the underboob
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Extremely provocative and glasses are one of my weaknesses on a lady.

 

[Dalton59]

I like to call them my “man killers”. They are long enough and sharp enough to slay a dragon.

Yes,they are.