I've tried to click far too many emojis, I'm guessing if I ever tell come close to having that thought it will be after I've made a mess, which is at least 4 hours and 15 minutes away, I'm not counting really (that might be the biggest lie I've told on lit)I’m gonna keep doing it till you say stop
Oh yes - tits are just amazing and mesmerizing and so much more
My berner's name is rocky! Aren't they the best? We also have a half berner half lab.My day was super busy to start with:
Fed the cats at 7.00am. Usually, they don't get fed till 9.00 but the youngest one felt the need to keep bringing his loudest toy upstairs and placing it near my head. For context this shit makes the most annoying scunching sound. Then, I had some buckweat with berries and honey and a boiled egg. Boring choice, yes, but I'm TRYING to get in extra good shape for bikini season. Phone started going off at 8.30 so began making sales. Joint break at 12.00 on the field behind my house with my bernese mountain dog, Padfoot. Expected a super busy afternoon but it's sort of petered out a little hence me being on here chatting away to you heathens
He looks like the best boy!We have a Queensland with the same name have three others too
He is. Sadly his mum (Isobelle), died just after Christmas
Harry potter reference too or?
YES YES OMG
Well our cat goes out at night but still expects to be fed every morning by whoever gets up first, then our two Dachshunds get fed around 10am but they're lazing around the house all dayMy day was super busy to start with:
Fed the cats at 7.00am. Usually, they don't get fed till 9.00 but the youngest one felt the need to keep bringing his loudest toy upstairs and placing it near my head. For context this shit makes the most annoying scunching sound. Then, I had some buckweat with berries and honey and a boiled egg. Boring choice, yes, but I'm TRYING to get in extra good shape for bikini season. Phone started going off at 8.30 so began making sales. Joint break at 12.00 on the field behind my house with my bernese mountain dog, Padfoot. Expected a super busy afternoon but it's sort of petered out a little hence me being on here chatting away to you heathens
Hi spicy bean.I won’t be keeping all of these up for long so make the most of it, especially the underboob
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I've never got close to either but would guess a guy would rather have 2 hot women than another man prancing around on his turfYou hit the nail on the head baby!!
The first time I came was with a woman! And that was 3 years after becoming sexually active and only sleeping men!
Although, there are some bi men out there that do really know what they're doing!
He is. Sadly his mum (Isobelle), died just after Christmas
Not before having two litters of beautiful pups that all live in the area!
And before anyone turns their nose up about breeding, the vets advise for a female bitch to have at least one litter.
Please ignore my nails omg they need doingView attachment 2507750
Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.
Ok, I was not late this time, I was going to say this last hour will take ages, what the f***** asked me to stay on, maybe they know I want to go home and enjoy myself again while looking at youView attachment 2507750
Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.
Wait there's nails in that pic?Please ignore my nails omg they need doing
Wait there's nails in that pic?
