Wit & Nipples 🍒

If that emoji had appeared an hour ago I'd only have an hour left before I was speeding home to remove these damn trousers (I might be a little flustered/frustrated now)
Good. I like you better that way. I know it’ll feel so good when you finally get home. 👅🤣
 
Well our cat goes out at night but still expects to be fed every morning by whoever gets up first, then our two Dachshunds get fed around 10am but they're lazing around the house all day
Cats live lives of their own entirely. We (the owners) don’t exist other than to feed and bed them. Sassy little queens. Very much like women, we want to be fed and bed 🤣 ( I prefer a large sprinkling of intellectual conversation with my dinner & dick though)

I do love a sausage dog.
 
Back
Top