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SpicyBean99 said:
An English breakfast

Let me set the scene:

You've had a wild night out, youā€™re sweating out the alcohol and nothing you eat seems to be hitting the right spotā€¦ or maybe youā€™ve just woken up starvingā€¦. Or youā€™re needing fuel for a long days work: you need something greasy, hearty, and absolutely life-saving.

Enter: the Full English Breakfast, aka a fry-up-the UK's ultimate hangover cure and breakfast champion.

On your plate, you'll find:
  • Bacon - Not the crispy, streaky kind you know, but thick, juicy back bacon.
  • Sausages - Usually pork, sizzling and golden brown.
  • Eggs - Fried, scrambled, or poached, but fried is classic.
  • Beans - Yep, baked beans in tomato sauce, straight from the can, sweet and savory.
  • Tomato - Grilled or fried, slightly charred.
  • Mushrooms - Fried in butter and parsley
  • Toast or fried bread - Sometimes just toasted, sometimes deep-fried in butter.
  • Hash browns - Not always traditional, but often included.
  • Extras - Some add bubble and squeak (fried mashed potatoes and cabbage) or even a slice of fried halloumi.
  • All washed down with a coffee or a tea! (And an orange juice)
It's greasy, heavy, and absolutely glorious. If a Denny's Grand Slam had a cooler, rowdier British cousin, this would be it.
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I have done a few breakfasts like that back n the day after a wild night. :love:
 
Welcome to Monday, hope your weekend was wonderful and the next few days you can get to catch up and relax...
 
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Alright, you little heathens, I know you missed my pictures šŸ‘…ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ I partied HARD over the weekend and have only just recovered, mentally and physically hahah. Bad ( šŸ˜‰ ) choices were made, letā€™s put it that way.

But now, Iā€™m back, needy, and starved for attention. To make up for my neglect, Iā€™ve decided to re-post a picture that mysteriously vanished from another thread (because LIT loves to delete my shit, constantly.) So, here it is again.

The picture in question has a backstory:

A guy I had been fucking decided to have himself a night out, leaving me alone which I really donā€™t mind since I had brought toys. Made myself at home in his bed, and spent the whole night fucking myself senseless. Naturally, I documented every filthy second and sent him videos just to make sure his night was a little frustrating.

This is just a cute selfie of the aftermath šŸ˜‰

Now, since Iā€™ve been slacking, entertain me:

šŸŒ¶ļø If I were whispering in your ear right now, what would you want me to say?


šŸŒ¶ļø Whatā€™s your filthiest kink. Or fantasy.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
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Alright, you little heathens, I know you missed my pictures šŸ‘…ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ I partied HARD over the weekend and have only just recovered, mentally and physically hahah. Bad ( šŸ˜‰ ) choices were made, letā€™s put it that way.

But now, Iā€™m back, needy, and starved for attention. To make up for my neglect, Iā€™ve decided to re-post a picture that mysteriously vanished from another thread (because LIT loves to delete my shit, constantly.) So, here it is again.

The picture in question has a backstory:

A guy I had been fucking decided to have himself a night out, leaving me alone which I really donā€™t mind since I had brought toys. Made myself at home in his bed, and spent the whole night fucking myself senseless. Naturally, I documented every filthy second and sent him videos just to make sure his night was a little frustrating.

This is just a cute selfie of the aftermath šŸ˜‰

Now, since Iā€™ve been slacking, entertain me:

šŸŒ¶ļø If I were whispering in your ear right now, what would you want me to say?


šŸŒ¶ļø Whatā€™s your filthiest kink. Or fantasy.
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My biggest fantasy right now is to be edgedā€¦kept on the verge of cumming as long as possible before release!!!

Ugh itā€™s hard to do alone ;)
 
SpicyBean99 said:
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Alright, you little heathens, I know you missed my pictures šŸ‘…ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ I partied HARD over the weekend and have only just recovered, mentally and physically hahah. Bad ( šŸ˜‰ ) choices were made, letā€™s put it that way.

But now, Iā€™m back, needy, and starved for attention. To make up for my neglect, Iā€™ve decided to re-post a picture that mysteriously vanished from another thread (because LIT loves to delete my shit, constantly.) So, here it is again.

The picture in question has a backstory:

A guy I had been fucking decided to have himself a night out, leaving me alone which I really donā€™t mind since I had brought toys. Made myself at home in his bed, and spent the whole night fucking myself senseless. Naturally, I documented every filthy second and sent him videos just to make sure his night was a little frustrating.

This is just a cute selfie of the aftermath šŸ˜‰

Now, since Iā€™ve been slacking, entertain me:

šŸŒ¶ļø If I were whispering in your ear right now, what would you want me to say?


šŸŒ¶ļø Whatā€™s your filthiest kink. Or fantasy.
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A little frustrated, I'm amazed he didn't come home early. šŸ˜

As for whispering "is that for me?"

Getting teased seems to be a new kink for me
 
newengland07 said:
My biggest fantasy right now is to be edgedā€¦kept on the verge of cumming as long as possible before release!!!

Ugh itā€™s hard to do alone ;)
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Oh, I love a man with patience, or at least one desperately trying to have some.

Edging alone? Tragic news.

Maybe you just need the right motivation, someone watching, whispering filth in your ear, showing you how wet it makes me watching you edge and deciding exactly when you deserve it.

Tell me, how long do you think you could actually last with the right kinda distraction?
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Oh, I love a man with patience, or at least one desperately trying to have some.

Edging alone? Tragic news.

Maybe you just need the right motivation, someone watching, whispering filth in your ear, showing you how wet it makes me watching you edge and deciding exactly when you deserve it.

Tell me, how long do you think you could actually last with the right kinda distraction?
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A while ago I was having regular phonesex with a woman from here and she had me on edge for a very long time had to be over an hour I lost track

Iā€™m not sure how long I could last to be honestā€¦as long as I finally do get to cum and it is a good one.

I have done some long-ish (30 mins+) and the release wasnā€™t what I was hoping for.

O forgot to mention that itā€™s always done with a cockring on
 
SpicyBean99 said:
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Alright, you little heathens, I know you missed my pictures šŸ‘…ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ I partied HARD over the weekend and have only just recovered, mentally and physically hahah. Bad ( šŸ˜‰ ) choices were made, letā€™s put it that way.

But now, Iā€™m back, needy, and starved for attention. To make up for my neglect, Iā€™ve decided to re-post a picture that mysteriously vanished from another thread (because LIT loves to delete my shit, constantly.) So, here it is again.

The picture in question has a backstory:

A guy I had been fucking decided to have himself a night out, leaving me alone which I really donā€™t mind since I had brought toys. Made myself at home in his bed, and spent the whole night fucking myself senseless. Naturally, I documented every filthy second and sent him videos just to make sure his night was a little frustrating.

This is just a cute selfie of the aftermath šŸ˜‰

Now, since Iā€™ve been slacking, entertain me:

šŸŒ¶ļø If I were whispering in your ear right now, what would you want me to say?


šŸŒ¶ļø Whatā€™s your filthiest kink. Or fantasy.
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- "Fill me with your seed. Breed me."

- A woman who lives across the street from me is constantly doing things naked in front of big windows with lots of lighting. One day, she openly masturbates in front of the window and after she cums, she beckons towards me, knowing I've been watching and wanting me to come over for round two.
 
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