Wit & Nipples 🍒

[SpicyBean99]

I could be wrong, but I think they’re still there

You really are perceptive aren’t you

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I prefer the attention from ladies any day of the year

I feel the same way

 

[cowboyup6977]

I prefer the attention from ladies any day of the year

Me too
I have one man at home and see no reason for another
Now a like minded woman is a different story

 

[peekingone]

Just so erotic. Hope your birthday weekend started off with a bang. Damn.

 

[peekingone]

Spit it in my mouth next time?

Fuck. Wow. Can I watch?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Little Miss Didn’t Sleep Much.

Blaming it on everyone who messaged here yesterday

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Sleep is for the weak, the drunk, and the dead and right now I'm all three

 

[Michael682]

I’m hoping to get my hands around a good Bloody Mary. I have my handbag Tabasco at the ready and a miniature Tajin… (they never make it spicy enough)!

How goes the Bloody Mary search?

 

[Emma_Po]

Thankyou so much you absolute angel

I’m glad you like what you seeee!!!!

Hahahah I aim to be as unpredictable as possible!

You are very welcome!

I am not liking it, I love it
Hope you don’t mind that I would also love to kiss what I see

You did a great job, I definitely will follow your thread now

 

[Emma_Po]

Spit it in my mouth next time?

Oh I see you are a lot like me
I would love to do that, if that is your wish!

But after that I guess we will do a lot more than just spit

 

[SpicyBean99]

Me too
I have one man at home and see no reason for another
Now a like minded woman is a different story

Let’s be friends?

 

[Michael682]

Good morning, Bean - hope you had a good birthday weekend Saturday night <3

 

[SpicyBean99]

Good morning, Bean - hope you had a good birthday weekend Saturday night <3

I’m a tired bean today, today is actually my birthday but the festivities have all been completed! Now, for a coffee and a fry up!

 

[Michael682]

I’m a tired bean today, today is actually my birthday but the festivities have all been completed! Now, for a coffee and a fry up!

Ok coffee I understand but what is a fry up?
Also - happy actual birthday, ma'am

 

[SpicyBean99]

Ok coffee I understand but what is a fry up?
Also - happy actual birthday, ma'am

An English breakfast

Let me set the scene:

You've had a wild night out, you’re sweating out the alcohol and nothing you eat seems to be hitting the right spot… or maybe you’ve just woken up starving…. Or you’re needing fuel for a long days work: you need something greasy, hearty, and absolutely life-saving.

Enter: the Full English Breakfast, aka a fry-up-the UK's ultimate hangover cure and breakfast champion.

On your plate, you'll find:

• Bacon - Not the crispy, streaky kind you know, but thick, juicy back bacon.
• Sausages - Usually pork, sizzling and golden brown.
• Eggs - Fried, scrambled, or poached, but fried is classic.
• Beans - Yep, baked beans in tomato sauce, straight from the can, sweet and savory.
• Tomato - Grilled or fried, slightly charred.
• Mushrooms - Fried in butter and parsley
• Toast or fried bread - Sometimes just toasted, sometimes deep-fried in butter.
• Hash browns - Not always traditional, but often included.
• Extras - Some add bubble and squeak (fried mashed potatoes and cabbage) or even a slice of fried halloumi.
• All washed down with a coffee or a tea! (And an orange juice)

It's greasy, heavy, and absolutely glorious. If a Denny's Grand Slam had a cooler, rowdier British cousin, this would be it.

 

[Michael682]

An English breakfast

Let me set the scene:

You've had a wild night out, you’re sweating out the alcohol and nothing you eat seems to be hitting the right spot… or maybe you’ve just woken up starving…. Or you’re needing fuel for a long days work: you need something greasy, hearty, and absolutely life-saving.

Enter: the Full English Breakfast, aka a fry-up-the UK's ultimate hangover cure and breakfast champion.

On your plate, you'll find:

• Bacon - Not the crispy, streaky kind you know, but thick, juicy back bacon.
• Sausages - Usually pork, sizzling and golden brown.
• Eggs - Fried, scrambled, or poached, but fried is classic.
• Beans - Yep, baked beans in tomato sauce, straight from the can, sweet and savory.
• Tomato - Grilled or fried, slightly charred.
• Mushrooms - Fried in butter and parsley
• Toast or fried bread - Sometimes just toasted, sometimes deep-fried in butter.
• Hash browns - Not always traditional, but often included.
• Extras - Some add bubble and squeak (fried mashed potatoes and cabbage) or even a slice of fried halloumi.
• All washed down with a coffee or a tea! (And an orange juice)

It's greasy, heavy, and absolutely glorious. If a Denny's Grand Slam had a cooler, rowdier British cousin, this would be it.

Yeah that sounds right up my alley. Well I might skip the tomato but otherwise - yeah, I'll look for that when I'm in London next month.

 

[Michael682]

It's greasy, heavy, and absolutely glorious. If a Denny's Grand Slam had a cooler, rowdier British cousin, this would be it.

Also I find it interesting that a Latvian-English lady knows of the Denny's Grand Slam

 

[SpicyBean99]

How is everyone’s day/evening/night going so far?

 

[SpicyBean99]

Also I find it interesting that a Latvian-English lady knows of the Denny's Grand Slam

I watch a lot of American tv, I’m also a prolific user of TikTok, I would like to say I’m quite cultured

 

[Dayhoosier]

How is everyone’s day/evening/night going so far?

See I saw this Easter egg right away!! I'm learning ...and also THANK YOU. Dogs woke me up at 4 am and while I can't get back to sleep this was a very nice surprise

 

[Michael682]

How is everyone’s day/evening/night going so far?

2am here - the rum is having an effect. Messaging on Lit, doing some video gaming
Should pop on the latest Reacher episode in a minute

 

[Michael682]

See I saw this Easter egg right away!! I'm learning ...and also THANK YOU. Dogs woke me up at 4 am and while I can't get back to sleep this was a very nice surprise

Oh damn - Dayhoosier > me - I didn't even think about the easter eggness.

 

[zach20092]

Happy Birthday bean!! London is definitely celebrating yours with a gloriously beautiful day!!
Hooe you have even more fun!!
Loving the pics!!

 

[jonnoback]

An English breakfast

Let me set the scene:

You've had a wild night out, you’re sweating out the alcohol and nothing you eat seems to be hitting the right spot… or maybe you’ve just woken up starving…. Or you’re needing fuel for a long days work: you need something greasy, hearty, and absolutely life-saving.

Enter: the Full English Breakfast, aka a fry-up-the UK's ultimate hangover cure and breakfast champion.

On your plate, you'll find:

• Bacon - Not the crispy, streaky kind you know, but thick, juicy back bacon.
• Sausages - Usually pork, sizzling and golden brown.
• Eggs - Fried, scrambled, or poached, but fried is classic.
• Beans - Yep, baked beans in tomato sauce, straight from the can, sweet and savory.
• Tomato - Grilled or fried, slightly charred.
• Mushrooms - Fried in butter and parsley
• Toast or fried bread - Sometimes just toasted, sometimes deep-fried in butter.
• Hash browns - Not always traditional, but often included.
• Extras - Some add bubble and squeak (fried mashed potatoes and cabbage) or even a slice of fried halloumi.
• All washed down with a coffee or a tea! (And an orange juice)

It's greasy, heavy, and absolutely glorious. If a Denny's Grand Slam had a cooler, rowdier British cousin, this would be it.

I’m all in!

 

[Wriggle]

I'm just about to do the full English breakfast, but slightly modified from yours.

I'm having black pudding and I'm contemplating making the eggs into an omelette with cheese and spring onions and I'll put cherry tomatoes in that.

Trust me my birthday weekend hangover needs it right now.

 

[Wriggle]

Also as my birthday is mid week, I will be partying this weekend and next