Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I am closer to Wheatley's Book Goblin.
https://iili.io/3KWpZW7.webp

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[crazychemgirl]

Dudes on the internet… why you gotta be creepy?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dudes on the internet… why you gotta be creepy?

Sorry?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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5, C, &, G

 

[MindYaBitness]

Dudes on the internet… why you gotta be creepy?

Question for the ages

 

[SWR101]

Dudes on the internet… why you gotta be creepy?

I… dont? I honestly don’t even get the mindset behind it…

 

[Qky75]

Dudes on the internet… why you gotta be creepy?

Chics on the Internet.....why you gotta be manipulative?

Before the onslaught begins, yes I know that isn't every chic on the Internet....sort of the same as not every dude on the Internet is creepy n'est ce pas?

 

[hotoldrguy]

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2c#h

 

[MrMakersMark]

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2, C, &, G

 

[MrMakersMark]

Dudes on the internet… why you gotta be creepy?

 

[Bry1313]

Dudes on the internet… why you gotta be creepy?

Fine, I’ll stop

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Chics on the Internet.....why you gotta be manipulative?

Before the onslaught begins, yes I know that isn't every chic on the Internet....sort of the same as not every dude on the Internet is creepy n'est ce pas?

Your sense of proportion is way off

 

[MrMakersMark]

Chics on the Internet.....why you gotta be manipulative?

Before the onslaught begins, yes I know that isn't every chic on the Internet....sort of the same as not every dude on the Internet is creepy n'est ce pas?

No you didn't.

Wait...
I am standing too close to ground zero here.

Imma run this way.. ----->
You run that way... <------

 

[Wand3rlust]

Your sense of proportion is way off

Guys getting proportion wrong... who'd have thunk it?

 

[SWR101]

This will never not be funny to me, especially since there was a legit, but often joking, attempt to make our state flag a possum

 

[SWR101]

This will never not be funny to me, especially since there was a legit, but often joking, attempt to make our state flag a possum
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Since I know someone will ask:

 

[MindYaBitness]

Chics on the Internet.....why you gotta be manipulative?

Before the onslaught begins, yes I know that isn't every chic on the Internet....sort of the same as not every dude on the Internet is creepy n'est ce pas?

I would qualify the term "Dudes on the Internet" to mean not all men, and certainly not all of the guys here. But, usually it's a guy you've never interacted with in the threads, and dont recognize his username or profile pic, and yet slides into your DMs with some kind of description of a kink he'll hope you like too, or begging for pics, or sending a dick pic and getting mad that you dint want it and you don't start an effusive outpouring of praise. Those are the "dudes on the internet" we all cringe at.

I can't recall one guy from the forum that I see on a regular basis, and interact with on the threads, that has messaged me with anything creepy. They might test the waters, but they're not starting the convo with "Have you ever jacked off anyone with your feet?"

 

[MindYaBitness]

Since I know someone will ask:

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This may be the best thing I've ever seen, and I grew up in the Beaver State

 

[SWR101]

This may be the best thing I've ever seen, and I grew up in the Beaver State

I unironically voted for this too… they’re smart, great for pest control, cannot carry most blood borne diseases, and kind of cute

 

[SWR101]

I would qualify the term "Dudes on the Internet" to mean not all men, and certainly not all of the guys here. But, usually it's a guy you've never interacted with in the threads, and dont recognize his username or profile pic, and yet slides into your DMs with some kind of description of a kink he'll hope you like too, or begging for pics, or sending a dick pic and getting mad that you dint want it and you don't start an effusive outpouring of praise. Those are the "dudes on the internet" we all cringe at.

I can't recall one guy from the forum that I see on a regular basis, and interact with on the threads, that has messaged me with anything creepy. They might test the waters, but they're not starting the convo with "Have you ever jacked off anyone with your feet?"

I seriously don’t have the false confidence and audacity to ask that of someone I have a real relationship with, let alone some semi-random girl on the internet

 

[MindYaBitness]

I seriously don’t have the false confidence and audacity to ask that of someone I have a real relationship with, let alone some semi-random girl on the internet

That foot question was the first DM I ever received on Lit
People feel safe in their anonymity and loose all good sense!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I would qualify the term "Dudes on the Internet" to mean not all men, and certainly not all of the guys here. But, usually it's a guy you've never interacted with in the threads, and dont recognize his username or profile pic, and yet slides into your DMs with some kind of description of a kink he'll hope you like too, or begging for pics, or sending a dick pic and getting mad that you dint want it and you don't start an effusive outpouring of praise. Those are the "dudes on the internet" we all cringe at.

I can't recall one guy from the forum that I see on a regular basis, and interact with on the threads, that has messaged me with anything creepy. They might test the waters, but they're not starting the convo with "Have you ever jacked off anyone with your feet?"

I was just reading away... carefree.
Easy as you please. "Awwe..yup...ok sure..yup"

When without warning...out of the blue...
Last line made me choke on my coffee.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was just reading away... carefree.
Easy as you please. "Awwe..yup...ok sure..yup"

When without warning...out of the blue...
Last line made me choke on my coffee.

See, you don't forget that there's an actual human being on the other end of these ladies' profiles, which gives you a competitive edge over the average D.O.T.I. That's right, I've decided to call them Dotty.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Dudes on the internet… why you gotta be creepy?

You have to be specific. What did I do now?