Sex & Shenanigans

Definitely, I want to be forever young

Just persevering. Went the distance, now I’m not gonna stop. Just a man and his will to survive

I once had this co-worker Joe that completely ruined my life

I’m like a bird. I’d only fly away

There was a day where I howled at the moon with friends and the sun came crashing in whoa oh oh oh oh oh ohhhh
This is never gonna pass legal clearance when she publishes.
 
I’m feeling it’s a question day …. Who’s into it?
Memememem i love these!

1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids)
As long as I had the option of ending the immortality myself, so I don't get stuck floating around aimlessly in space after the heat-death of the universe, yes. Unquestionably. In a heart-beat.

Think of all the things you'd see. The foods you'd taste. The music you'd hear. The people you'd meet and the books you'd read and the knowledge you'd gain. All the discoveries of deep space exploration. It'd be worth any and all hardships.

2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?
Me having more than a hundred thousand views on my smut! My SO knows I write, but we don't talk about it. I won't let her read it. Ever. Because I'm a little bit fucked in the head 😅

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?
I can calculate the number of moles of any substance by simply eyeballing it. Doesn't even need to be in a beaker.

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time?
Hmm. Now that's a good one!! I mean the obvious answer is a cat, but, I'd just sleep all day and I can do that anyway. Does it have to be a known species? Can I simply say "an individual from an intelligent species, closest-to but not-from Earth?

Then set out to explore all the nasties you can do with an alien hoohaa!

5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do?
Am I able to consciously break the cycle? Again with the heat-death of the universe stipulation. Even if it was my birthday or a regular Tuesday, I wouldn't want to be stuck there for eternity.

If I could break out, just plomp me down on any random day during which my library is open!! I'd study everything. EVERYTHING!!
 
Memememem i love these!


As long as I had the option of ending the immortality myself, so I don't get stuck floating around aimlessly in space after the heat-death of the universe, yes. Unquestionably. In a heart-beat.

Think of all the things you'd see. The foods you'd taste. The music you'd hear. The people you'd meet and the books you'd read and the knowledge you'd gain. All the discoveries of deep space exploration. It'd be worth any and all hardships.


Me having more than a hundred thousand views on my smut! My SO knows I write, but we don't talk about it. I won't let her read it. Ever. Because I'm a little bit fucked in the head 😅


I can calculate the number of moles of any substance by simply eyeballing it. Doesn't even need to be in a beaker.


Hmm. Now that's a good one!! I mean the obvious answer is a cat, but, I'd just sleep all day and I can do that anyway. Does it have to be a known species? Can I simply say "an individual from an intelligent species, closest-to but not-from Earth?

Then set out to explore all the nasties you can do with an alien hoohaa!


Am I able to consciously break the cycle? Again with the heat-death of the universe stipulation. Even if it was my birthday or a regular Tuesday, I wouldn't want to be stuck there for eternity.

If I could break out, just plomp me down on any random day during which my library is open!! I'd study everything. EVERYTHING!!
You and me are so sympatico …. Wanna spent eternity with me? Fucking and learning and traveling ..??
 
I love that you all love the random questions ….

Seems like no one wants to live forever or relive a day over and over …


Would your answers change if you could choose to end your life in your immortal existence or end your loop when you’re ready in the Groundhog Day world?
No to both, life is fun but some days im already tired of it, I think I’d rather just punch out at a normal hour, no overtime for me.

Same to the loop, im good
 
I’m feeling it’s a question day …. Who’s into it?


1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids)
Given the choice, no.
But I think I already have?


2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?
Question made me physically shrug.

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?

Here?
I doubt anything about me would shock anyone on Lit.
This place has seen it all.

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time?
A Bird. Raven specifically.
Search for an Unkindness.


5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do?
Aug 5, 1989.
I'd have said, Hello to her.
 
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1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids)
With two caveats. One, I stayed young, or at least my age. I read about Tithonus.

Second, I could end it if I wanted to. There is a character in Doctor Who, a Viking girl named Ashildr (played my Maisie Williams), who becomes immortal due to the Doctor -- he and she are the last beings alive at the heat death of the universe. But she only has a human memory, so she can only remember the latest fifty or so years, even after millions of years of life. She forgets everyone, everything, even her own name. That is...terrifying.

So given those, sure. See everything. Learn, read, teach. Maybe finish this stupid novel. Still probably not finish Infinite Jest.
2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?
I am not sure that I am proud of much, but I am pretty open about most things.
3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?
There isn't much that isn't believable. I am rather boring.
4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time?
Orca or raven. Why? Two different worlds I can't interact with as I am. What would I do? Orca and raven stuff. See what I cannot now.
5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do?
September 2nd, 1982. I get to end the day with a Queen concert from the 9th row.

Read everything. I know surprise, but as I said, I am pretty boring.
 
1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids) Nope

2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about? nothing really

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you? That I am 29 and have a 14 inch cock

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time? Probably an eagle. I would love to be able to fly and see the world from a different perspective. Of course I would fly low over nudist colonies

5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do? I have never had a day worth living over
 
1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids) Nope

2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about? nothing really

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you? That I am 29 and have a 14 inch cock

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time? Probably an eagle. I would love to be able to fly and see the world from a different perspective. Of course I would fly low over nudist colonies

5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do? I have never had a day worth living over
29 and and 14” cock …. Hmmmmm
 
Second, I could end it if I wanted to. There is a character in Doctor Who, a Viking girl named Ashildr (played my Maisie Williams), who becomes immortal due to the Doctor -- he and she are the last beings alive at the heat death of the universe. But she only has a human memory, so she can only remember the latest fifty or so years, even after millions of years of life. She forgets everyone, everything, even her own name. That is...terrifying.
Have you watched The Man from Earth? A brilliant film, set almost exclusively in a single room. A farewell from a man to his friends, as he tells the story of his life, which he claims began thousands of years before.
 
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