Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

C
E
F minus the the broccoli and cauliflower
G

That's just carrots

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That's just carrots

In the picture, yes…but the label says “veggies,” so I would think I can substitute other veggies in their place

 

[vagrantx]

B&I

...like a burglar from new zealand... you're brikking end intiring...

damn that was funnier in my head but ima post it anyway

 

[cactusjack0584]

I feel, and I could be wrong…
It’s much funnier when a woman says “suck my dick” than when a guy says it.

Feel free to discuss…
Just a passing thought…

 

[MrMakersMark]

I feel, and I could be wrong…
It’s much funnier when a woman says “suck my dick” than when a guy says it.

Feel free to discuss…
Just a passing thought…

Its hilarious every time if a girl says it.
Every time.

If a dude says it, he needs to create some distance between us. Lol!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Its hilarious every time if a girl says it.
Every time.

If a dude says it, he needs to create some distance between us. Lol!

I was speaking more in generalities…

didn’t need to dive into your personal life about the, I can assume, many many many many guys who have seemed to say that to you.

But hey, I learned something new I guess…. So win?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I was speaking more in generalities…

didn’t need to dive into your personal life about the, I can assume, many many many many guys who have seemed to say that to you.

But hey, I learned something new I guess…. So win?

No actually.
No one ever has I dont think.

lol.

Seems like something dudes would only say to each other in anger.

 

[cactusjack0584]

No actually.
No one ever has I dont think.

lol.

Seems like something dudes would only say to each other in anger.

My go to, thanks to a Louis CK bit, is suck a bag of dicks…
I don’t believe I’ve ever told another guy to do that or I guess threatened it, depending on the context.

 

[MrMakersMark]

My go to, thanks to a Louis CK bit, is suck a bag of dicks…
I don’t believe I’ve ever told another guy to do that or I guess threatened it, depending on the context.

Oh I got you now.
Lol!

I guess it would depend on what led up to the comment.

If we are bros just goofin' ...no biggie.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh I got you now.
Lol!

I guess it would depend on what led up to the comment.

If we are bros just goofin' ...no biggie.

You got nothing… I specifically said I did NOT say that specific phrase to another guy, in any context.

But I have let out many a “you can suck a bag of dicks, asshole!”

 

[Qky75]

I don't think I've ever said that to another man without being prepared to throw hands

 

[MrMakersMark]

You got nothing… I specifically said I did NOT say that specific phrase to another guy, in any context.

But I have let out many a “you can suck a bag of dicks, asshole!”

Yeah, I didn't imply you said it.
I probably wasn't clear. My fault.

I said I got you, meaning I understood (finally) what you meant.

My bad, Jack.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Yeah, I didn't imply you said it.
I probably wasn't clear. My fault.

I said I got you, meaning I understood (finally) what you meant.

My bad, Jack.

No no no you’re fine.
I was reading it as a “gotcha” not an “I get you”

And in case you are also wondering…
I don’t have the urge to tell you to “suck a bag of dicks”…. like at all…

You’re good. And seem like a decent dude.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I don't think I've ever said that to another man without being prepared to throw hands

Same.
Not once.

 

[MrMakersMark]

No no no you’re fine.
I was reading it as a “gotcha” not an “I get you”

And in case you are also wondering…
I don’t have the urge to tell you to “suck a bag of dicks”…. like at all…

You’re good. And seem like a decent dude.

Thanks!
Same.

 

[Qky75]

I should have included, while I haven't said it to men without expecting to throw hands, I've said it to a few women....ok yes and some of those resulted in them throwing hands.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I should have included, while I haven't said it to men without expecting to throw hands, I've said it to a few women....ok yes and some of those resulted in them throwing hands. i

I guess it depends on how said “hands” are “thrown”….
Could be a very good or extremely bad time…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh dear, what did I walk into...

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh dear, what did I walk into...

I was wondering the same thing. Guys tell each other to suck their dick? I don’t know. I lost my place.

 

[Bry1313]

...like a burglar from new zealand... you're brikking end intiring...

damn that was funnier in my head but ima post it anyway

lol, it worked for me too, also I just love fried chicken

 

[Bry1313]

I legit would have let that Gillian Anderson do stuff to me.
Crushed on her during X-Files...then she came back for a Netflix series about a serial killer in a full blown Refined and Sophisticated Milf kit. RSM.

I'm powerless.

Her voice whispers to it.

Did you see her in The Great? Hot as fuck

 

[MrMakersMark]

Did you see her in The Great? Hot as fuck

I haven't.
But I will seek it out.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Its hilarious every time if a girl says it.
Every time.

If a dude says it, he needs to create some distance between us. Lol!

 

[MindYaBitness]

My go to, thanks to a Louis CK bit, is suck a bag of dicks…
I don’t believe I’ve ever told another guy to do that or I guess threatened it, depending on the context.

I prefer "satchel of Richards", cause I'm phancy

 

[Bry1313]

Oh dear, what did I walk into...

Nothing makes sense