hotoldrguy
Day late Dollar Shy
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- Oct 14, 2015
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I wonder how many sexual harassment lawsuits this shirt causes just from people trying to read it all.
This is now the current 100,000th post. But I assure you, I hate all of you equally.No way. Second??? How presumptuous are you?
Haaaave you met me?Hasn’t? Few. Can get away with voicing it? Fewer still…
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
Haaaave you met me?
Everyone can and should vocally admire me all the time.
But it’s true that charm and humor will get more of a response
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I feel safe.Along with princess treatment... this also works
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Just not @SalaciousMonkey22 or @Whiskeyjack but DEFINITELY would @LaisDeMarieDeFranceAlong with princess treatment... this also works
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You beat me to itI feel safe.
Along with princess treatment... this also works
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I feel safe.
But... put boobs on that trap... would anyone be safe???You beat me to it
I’m not a pretty princess but yeah I’ll just take the compliments please,I feel safe.
I’m in training for the next 2-3 hours … keep me entertained people!
No.
Shall I dance??
Wander coming at me with her spikes!
Is that a dance with your penis?
Shall I dance??
I call this one the down shift and the big rig turn.
Yeah.. I mean there is a lot of Elvis going on there.Is that a dance with your penis?
Suffering is a word.