Sex & Shenanigans

[Justabaldguy70]

Are you sure about that?

I mean, Smurf porn is a thing.

Pretty sure, can it get me a way to your heart?

 

[crazychemgirl]

See? THE PRICE

To be fair … at least when I pose a question or request on here it does not cost you real world $$

 

[SWR101]

To be fair … at least when I pose a question or request on here it does not cost you real world $$

No, just fake internet social collateral

 

[Qky75]

No, just fake internet social collateral

And a tiny piece of your pride

 

[SWR101]

And a tiny piece of your pride

Bold of you to assume @crazychemgirl has left me any at this point…

 

[morelikeasong]

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gotta clear some space on the mantle for this beauty

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, just fake internet social collateral

Psh …. It’s all for a good cause.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Psh …. It’s all for a good cause.

Oh right. The greater good.

 

[vagrantx]

So close to page 7000 ….


What kind of categories do we need for the next S&S awards??

Rumpor & Rackartyg; Världens Bästa Svensk!

 

[LostHorizon]

Ooh oooh ooh … social experiment.., weigh your dick SOFT and then weigh it HARD… who’s willing to do this?!!

I am all for a good time in the name of science but doesn’t the dick weigh the same both soft and hard?

 

[MindYaBitness]

How many raccoons have died for fashion!?!?! Or been neutered anyway.

Fewer than cows & alligators that died for my shoes

 

[MindYaBitness]

I am all for a good time in the name of science but doesn’t the dick weigh the same both soft and hard?

I would assume heavier hard, I mean, it doesn't inflate with air like a balloon

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would assume heavier hard, I mean, it doesn't inflate with air like a balloon

Bahahahahahahahahhaha … random dudes floating around in the air dick first and women frantically trying to insert them …


“George! George!! Get back here with that thing!”

 

[MrMakersMark]

I would assume heavier hard, I mean, it doesn't inflate with air like a balloon

Yup.
And when soft, some of it retracts. Can't weigh it exactly if part of the fella is not on the scale.

 

[LostHorizon]

I would assume heavier hard, I mean, it doesn't inflate with air like a balloon

Oh fuck… now I have to go google this.

I mean how much more would it weigh? How much blood does a dick need to get hard? It can’t be more than an ounce or two.

And what’s the point of weighing it if we already know it adds weight when erect?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh fuck… now I have to go google this.

I mean how much more would it weigh? How much blood does a dick need to get hard? It can’t be more than an ounce or two.

And what’s the point of weighing it if we already know it adds weight when erect?

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[crazychemgirl]

Oh fuck… now I have to go google this.

I mean how much more would it weigh? How much blood does a dick need to get hard? It can’t be more than an ounce or two.

And what’s the point of weighing it if we already know it adds weight when erect?

What is the point of any of this ridiculousness

 

[MrMakersMark]

What is the point of any of this ridiculousness

 

[LostHorizon]

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Four ounces!

It takes four shots of blood to boner.

Are we including balls in this experiment? Might as well weigh them too.

 

[LostHorizon]

What is the point of any of this ridiculousness

Well… you kind of have me there.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What is the point of any of this ridiculousness

The Book - don't forget the Book!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

The Book - don't forget the Book!!

The book is very thorough

 

[MrMakersMark]

The book is very thorough

What is this book you speak of?

 

[BrendaBear]

Yup.
And when soft, some of it retracts. Can't weigh it exactly if part of the fella is not on the scale.

So.... you're saying they... get scared and try to hide?

Like "oh hell... the bastard is drunk again and I do not want inside there!" hiding kind of thing?

 

[MrMakersMark]

The book is very thorough