Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

Or a really pointy penis?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is the implication here that you can open cans with your… butthole?

I was gonna go with not likely… you seem to dull but.. I like yours better

 

[cactusjack0584]

Or a really pointy penis?

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[cactusjack0584]

Who doesn't love Meercats?

If I learned anything from Lion King, um, hyenas?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hell yes I would! I've got a Leatherman in my car for just such an occasion

Only hot if it’s in the faux leather case with the snap button closer…
Ok maybe still hot without it but a little less…just slightly

 

[MindYaBitness]

Who doesn't love Meercats?

Me. They're assholes.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Me. They're assholes.

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[MrMakersMark]

Thats one of the hottest things I think I’ve seen you say…

I know it!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Hell yes I would! I've got a Leatherman in my car for just such an occasion

One of a kind.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Or a really pointy penis?

Don't doubt HIM

 

[cactusjack0584]

Don't doubt HIM

I have too…
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[MindYaBitness]

Thats one of the hottest things I think I’ve seen you say…

I know it!

If you think thats sexy, then wait until I tell you about my power tools, shop, and all of the cool stuff I've built

 

[vagrantx]

As someone who grew up with, believed in, and debated the idea of reincarnation, HOOOOW has this thought never struck me before???? Maybe I was viet cong in my past life

https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1ih2lvb/darkside_of_reincarnation

 

[MrMakersMark]

If you think thats sexy, then wait until I tell you about my power tools, shop, and all of the cool stuff I've built

 

[cactusjack0584]

If you think thats sexy, then wait until I tell you about my power tools, shop, and all of the cool stuff I've built

Ummmmm
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[MindYaBitness]

Ummmmm
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I'm a girly-girl, or at least I appear to be. As such, my hobbies always surprise people. I've remodeled every home I've ever owned, I'm very handy, and I love building things. From a window seat & drawes, to a garden shed with copper shingles I made by hand, I love spending time on projects. I married a city boy, he does not step foot in my shop, and I never have to worry about him moving my tools!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'm a girly-girl, or at least I appear to be. As such, my hobbies always surprise people. I've remodeled every home I've ever owned, I'm very handy, and I love building things. From a window seat & drawes, to a garden shed with copper shingles I made by hand, I love spending time on projects. I married a city boy, he does not step foot in my shop, and I never have to worry about him moving my tools!

So you’re hot…
Handy..
And a nerd…
Wow!!! That’s crazy impressive!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'm a girly-girl, or at least I appear to be. As such, my hobbies always surprise people. I've remodeled every home I've ever owned, I'm very handy, and I love building things. From a window seat & drawes, to a garden shed with copper shingles I made by hand, I love spending time on projects. I married a city boy, he does not step foot in my shop, and I never have to worry about him moving my tools!

oh my goodness.

 

[vagrantx]

I'm a girly-girl, or at least I appear to be. As such, my hobbies always surprise people. I've remodeled every home I've ever owned, I'm very handy, and I love building things. From a window seat & drawes, to a garden shed with copper shingles I made by hand, I love spending time on projects. I married a city boy, he does not step foot in my shop, and I never have to worry about him moving my tools!

I don't mean to brag, but, I have on several occasions failed to put together IKEA furniture which such egregious mistakes made that I had to order replacement parts.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't mean to brag, but, I have on several occasions failed to put together IKEA furniture which such egregious mistakes made that I had to order replacement parts.

You need a handy girlfriend

 

[cactusjack0584]

I don't mean to brag, but, I have on several occasions failed to put together IKEA furniture which such egregious mistakes made that I had to order replacement parts.

Hey hey hey… you are only allowed to be so cool… you’re pushing it

 

[vagrantx]

You need a handy girlfriend

We are equally inept! My brother got all the skilled genes, but he lives too far away to call upon these days

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If you think thats sexy, then wait until I tell you about my power tools, shop, and all of the cool stuff I've built

Ummmmm
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Wait until you see the firebug talk between her and @TigerLilly4U

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wait until you see the firebug talk between her and @TigerLilly4U

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[morelikeasong]

Don't doubt HIM

YouTube says I’m too young to look

You need a handy girlfriend

Me, too.
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