Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

I always read about how "clearly a man designed (insert whatever women's undergarment here)" Look, their complaints are valid but the opposite must then be true of the designer of men's trousers. Who sews in a fucking knife seam right at his nuts?!?

Not just trousers. Jeans, too. Like come on! It’s why I’m in pjs most of the time when I’m home.
Comfort is king.

 

[Qky75]

Not just trousers. Jeans, too. Like come on! It’s why I’m in pjs most of the time when I’m home.
Comfort is king.

Or that feaux porn sized hardon in your slacks when you sit? Like I'd be proud if I wasn't at work...on the clock...in a hypersensitive environment.

 

[SWR101]

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Mine isn’t typically long enough to reach my pants legs, and I adjust it “upwards” when possible, I assume given the average length, thats true for almost all growers and a decent group of the showers too.

For the next question, I know enough paramedics to know “Something about Mary” is true…
Lastly, depends on if/what type of underwear you have on…

 

[hotoldrguy]

Mine isn’t typically long enough to reach my pants legs, and I adjust it “upwards” when possible, I assume given the average length, thats true for almost all growers and a decent group of the showers too.

For the next question, I know enough paramedics to know “Something about Mary” is true…
Lastly, depends on if/what type of underwear you have on…

As a fellow grower, I adjust mine upwards too.

 

[Qky75]

As a fellow grower, I adjust mine upwards too.

I guess I could adjust up but then I'd have to shave the bush because getting hair caught.... nevermind the flashbacks are too strong.

 

[LostHorizon]

Mine isn’t typically long enough to reach my pants legs, and I adjust it “upwards” when possible, I assume given the average length, thats true for almost all growers and a decent group of the showers too.

As a fellow grower, I adjust mine upwards too.

I guess I could adjust up but then I'd have to shave the bush because getting hair caught.... nevermind the flashbacks are too strong.

Adjusting up usually causes more problems for me.

 

[LostHorizon]

I guess I could adjust up but then I'd have to shave the bush because getting hair caught.... nevermind the flashbacks are too strong.

Adjusting up just puts the schweine in more danger and makes it more vulnerable.

Of course all of this depends on what kind of underwear one is wearing or if he is wearing any at all.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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Yup, ever heard the question, "How's it hanging?" Now you know...
I think everyone has a "natural" or predisposed preference to side? I don't really think about it anymore, but there is usually a particular side. This can be partially avoided by wearing baggy pants (thanks 90s!) and wearing them at just the right height to not look like a plumber.
Can I switch sides in public? Covertly? Maybe, but you'll still know if you know what pocket pool looks like. Overtly? I mean, I have...
The zipper... oh... the trauma. What guy hasn't had this happen once? I won't go commando with anything that has a zipper. I don't go commando for a lot of reasons, despite the fact I actually prefer it.
Chafe? Yep. And the hot days of summer? It's fucking awful.

Adjusting up usually causes more problems for me.

Same - it never works for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Still surprised no one commented “limp and a little to the left”

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LostHorizon]

Still surprised no one commented “limp and a little to the left”

Mine generally hangs to the left. That’s its preferred side.

 

[LupineOne]

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Plus it’s one of those damn “look alike” lady bugs that are ubiquitous now and bite.
Fuck off, my dude.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Still surprised no one commented “limp and a little to the left”

It's too vague.
That defines half of Lit after I hit them with a stick.

 

[Apisto42]

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That was more of a problem in high school when I’d just get hard just because. Typically I dress left. Cotton boxer briefs solve the other two issues. That and I typically unbutton jeans to take a leak/get a blowjob/or otherwise get my freak on. Pulling through a zipper is a no go for me. That shit hurts.

 

[SWR101]

 

[LupineOne]

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It’s diet

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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It’s diet

@MindYaBitness would find a way!

 

[SWR101]

@MindYaBitness would find a way!

They don’t call them “can openers” for nothing

 

[MindYaBitness]

@MindYaBitness would find a way!

Hell yes I would! I've got a Leatherman in my car for just such an occasion

 

[SWR101]

Hell yes I would! I've got a Leatherman in my car for just such an occasion

Thats one of the hottest things I think I’ve seen you say…

 

[HarryHill]

Who doesn't love Meercats?

 

[LostHorizon]

Thats one of the hottest things I think I’ve seen you say…

I absolutely agree with that .

 

[cactusjack0584]

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I’d just stab it with a pen… and then pour it out?
What could go wrong….
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[HarryHill]

I've got your can opener.

 

[morelikeasong]

I've got your can opener.

Is the implication here that you can open cans with your… butthole?