Strangest thing you’ve masturbated with…

[SavannaT]

My husband doesnt know, i figured his bully noticed after i left because of how wet i was when i came

So you rode your husbands childhood bully’s pillow? And he didn’t know? Does your husband know? I have soooo many questions

 

[Trimjob69]

A beer bottle up the ass (neck first)

 

[newengland07]

My husband doesnt know, i figured his bully noticed after i left because of how wet i was when i came

Did he know you were wet when you got there? Again sooo many questions hahaha

 

[SavannaT]

Did he know you were wet when you got there? Again sooo many questions hahaha

No, i dont think so, he didnt know who i was until midway into the evening though he didnt know stare at my tits a lot either because of my top or because i left my husband at home

 

[newengland07]

No, i dont think so, he didnt know who i was until midway into the evening though he didnt know stare at my tits a lot either because of my top or because i left my husband at home

Wait he didn’t stare at your tits? Hahaha I’m distracted by your avatar everytime I reply

 

[SavannaT]

Wait he didn’t stare at your tits? Hahaha I’m distracted by your avatar everytime I reply

Sorry, he didnt know who i was but he did stare at my tits lol, typed that too fast apparently

 

[Hodes101]

So you rode your husbands childhood bully’s pillow? And he didn’t know? Does your husband know? I have soooo many questions

Yes tell us more!

 

[newengland07]

Ah that makes more sense! Def need to tease the bully

 

[SavannaT]

Yes tell us more!

Mmmm like what?

 

[Hodes101]

Does your husband know?

How old were you?

 

[newengland07]

I definitely want to know how you got a hold of the pillow…did you go in when he was distracted or something

Mmmm like what?

 

[SavannaT]

Does your husband know?

How old were you?

He never found out but we’d been married for 5 years by then, so i was 30

 

[SavannaT]

I definitely want to know how you got a hold of the pillow…did you go in when he was distracted or something

He was fixing dinner in the kitchen and talking to the other guests, i asked where the bathroom was, he said “down the hall, to the left of the bedroom”, so i went right instead of left

 

[newengland07]

He was fixing dinner in the kitchen and talking to the other guests, i asked where the bathroom was, he said “down the hall, to the left of the bedroom”, so i went right instead of left

Shit that is so hot…all those people in the house and you had to ride one out

 

[SavannaT]

Shit that is so hot…all those people in the house and you had to ride one out

Yesss… i wanted him to snuggle into his pillow and taste his victim’s wife’s wet pussy

 

[newengland07]

Yesss… i wanted him to snuggle into his pillow and taste his victim’s wife’s wet pussy

So so so dirty!!! And so sexy

 

[SavannaT]

So so so dirty!!! And so sexy

Aww glad you enjoyed it too, im flattered

 

[Speshul91]

Yesss… i wanted him to snuggle into his pillow and taste his victim’s wife’s wet pussy

That's hot, want to come and ride mine?

 

[Biguy77578]

A blender. I filled it with water lowered my dick into the water and turned it on. Amazing but now that I think about it it's kind of scary spinning blades inches from your dick. It really felt good but I don't recommend it.

 

[trinething1ns]

This is really fucked up but ok… a guy i found out used to bully my husband something awful in high school, i ended up having dinner at his house with some friends (long story), i knew he wanted to fuck me and i ended up sneaking into his bed room while he was preparing dinner, took his pillow and road it until i came hard thinking about the things he’d do

That is one of the hottest things I have ever read.

 

[SavannaT]

That is one of the hottest things I have ever read.

Awww thank you hun

 

[IARainman]

A screwdriver with a handle like this but slightly bigger. Felt so good having it twisted inside my pussy.

I have screwdriver handle memories as well

 

[OralDave]

A screwdriver with a handle like this but slightly bigger. Felt so good having it twisted inside my pussy.

Well, the first part of the word is 'screw'... however 'drive.' I imagine that's best done with a well-hung lover. Just sayin'

 

[joefelton]

Sonic Care electric toothbrush, start with bristles facing away from my frenulum, finish with bristles thrashing my frenulum! Also use a bathtub scrub brush with a two foot long telescoping handle, I can get about eight inches up my ass : > )

 

[linkierox]

Well, the first part of the word is 'screw'... however 'drive.' I imagine that's best done with a well-hung lover. Just sayin'

I can do the ‘drive’ part alright. Been navigating for life.