Strangest thing you’ve masturbated with…

[trinething1ns]

This is my first thread. Yay!

At one point in my life, I went through a phase and went around the house using anything that would fit (some only kinda) to masturbate. I used markers, kitchen utensil handles, a flashlight (cold!!).

Whether in the front door or the back door (or both), what are some things you’ve masturbated with?

 

[geekyKT90]

Hairbrush but then I don't think that's strange haha

 

[naughty_shygirl]

I had one of those keypad nokias back in the day and I would set it to different vibration and use another phone to call myself while rubbing it on my clit. It was very arousing and worked pretty well.

I've used a Nokia as well !

 

[naughty_shygirl]

This is my first thread. Yay!

At one point in my life, I went through a phase and went around the house using anything that would fit (some only kinda) to masturbate. I used markers, kitchen utensil handles, a flashlight (cold!!).

Whether in the front door or the back door (or both), what are some things you’ve masturbated with?

I've masturbated with a cordless phone , old school Nokia cell phone , toothbrush holder, jumbo curling iron, hair product bottles, cucumbers, markers, hairbrush , and remote contol.
Pussy and ass

 

[lmc89]

Marigold gloves, latex gloves but nothing else wild

 

[easyoff]

The world's most powerful penis pump, my shop vac....

 

[bobb_sledd]

One of the water jets of our in-ground pool.

 

[frosty3610]

Banana, Cucumber shop vac…..

 

[QwertyMaster]

Nothing too weird. Probably when I took a dress sock and slowly pulled it off my cock before slowly pulling it back on

 

[Cory_Vett]

Hairbrush but then I don't think that's strange haha

Had a lady send me a pic of a hairbrush in her ass. I spent so much time looking at hairbrush porn after that. Crazy turn on.

 

[Scooterlover]

Rolling pin, loo brush handle pretty much anything phallic.

 

[womaneater58]

Years ago I bought one of those cheap blow up dolls. She felt weird and hard on the cock. Only used it once.

 

[discjockey74]

Used so many things here. Sock, panties, fleshlight, cheap blow up doll and leggings.

 

[MyHappyPlace]

One of the water jets of our in-ground pool.

I did exactly the same thing. Must have been in my early teens. First time I came but not afterwards anymore

 

[easyoff]

One of the water jets of our in-ground pool.

I have on in the shallow end on the steps, so I can direct it on my ass

 

[SusanHoward]

(I said this in an earlier thread.) When I was a girl, my brother found an old football game at a yard sale. Seems the little runners just ran wild on the vibrating field while I WENT wild sitting at the end zone!

 

[linkierox]

A screwdriver with a handle like this but slightly bigger. Felt so good having it twisted inside my pussy.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

A screwdriver with a handle like this but slightly bigger. Felt so good having it twisted inside my pussy.

I would gave payed money to watch that, young kady!

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

A screwdriver with a handle like this but slightly bigger. Felt so good having it twisted inside my pussy.

Have seen that used more than once....it works!

 

[grinchy99]

Banana

 

[Shelena]

Whipped cream and a wisk during a photo shoot. Also watermelon.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Whipped cream and a wisk during a photo shoot. Also watermelon.

A water melon

 

[Hodes101]

When I was growing up, I used to make "pussys" with my pillows and fuck them. I had no idea what I was doing, but I would fuck it.

Then go to bed with cum all over em.

Ah the foolishness of youth.

 

[SavannaT]

This is really fucked up but ok… a guy i found out used to bully my husband something awful in high school, i ended up having dinner at his house with some friends (long story), i knew he wanted to fuck me and i ended up sneaking into his bed room while he was preparing dinner, took his pillow and road it until i came hard thinking about the things he’d do

 

[newengland07]

This is really fucked up but ok… a guy i found out used to bully my husband something awful in high school, i ended up having dinner at his house with some friends (long story), i knew he wanted to fuck me and i ended up sneaking into his bed room while he was preparing dinner, took his pillow and road it until i came hard thinking about the things he’d do

So you rode your husbands childhood bully’s pillow? And he didn’t know? Does your husband know? I have soooo many questions