Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Uh, I don’t know that!

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[HeavyBalls]

Uh, I don’t know that!

When you're a king you have to know these things...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I thought you did the Oreo challenge

Oreo challenge?

 

[MrMakersMark]

This is a Cheese Whiz jar circ. 1980, filled with Mount St. Helen's ash from the eruption 5/8/80. I would rather eat the current contents of this jar, than voluntarily eat Cheese Whiz

I tried Cheeze Whiz back in the day when it first appeared. They had a bacon flavored one I think.
I squirted some on a couple of townhouse crackers.

Not really my thing.
But I really only like...like sharp chedder that comes in blocks. Like a packaged yellow brick..

That's my go to for snacks.

 

[Bry1313]

Sorry, I am not taking questions.

Fine I’ll go raid Castle Anthrax by myself


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[dawn_of_night]

Nope nope nope. Can’t do it straight. I just can’t

Yeah ... Me either....

 

[Bry1313]

Oreo challenge?

Cheez whiz on an oreo, a certain friend of ours wanted it done

 

[Play2nite]

Fine I’ll go raid Castle Anthrax by myself


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Not that any of that movie made sense, but that scene was so unhinged! Lol

 

[MrMakersMark]

Cheez whiz on an oreo, a certain friend of ours wanted it done

I'm your Huckleberry.

I'm no chicken
Hair on my ass, not feathers.

But I don't currently have either of those in the pantry.

I'll get back to you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Cheez whiz on an oreo, a certain friend of ours wanted it done

Lol, no, though oreos & cream cheese are actually really good

 

[dawn_of_night]

I thought you did the Oreo challenge

I'm curious....
Are we mixing Oreos and cheese wiz now??

Otherwise, I'm in over my head and will just sit in the corner by myself....

 

[Play2nite]

Cheez whiz on an oreo, a certain friend of ours wanted it done

Someone had me try Mayo on an Oreo because they were doing it at the Duke’s Mayo bowl game. I’m not going to say it was good or worth having again, but it wasn’t terrible.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm curious....
Are we mixing Oreos and cheese wiz now??

Otherwise, I'm in over my head and will just sit in the corner by myself....

No thank you.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Lol, no, though oreos & cream cheese are actually really good

I believe that.

 

[Play2nite]

Lol, no, though oreos & cream cheese are actually really good

That just seems like an obvious combo…yet I’ve never had it. I’m glad you recommended another unhealthy dessert. I really needed more options.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I do not like the flavor, I do not like the texture. I have no love for a "process cheese product." But love what you love.

I love you.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Lol, no, though oreos & cream cheese are actually really good

Isn't that a thing at Christmas? like... Oreo truffles? Crushed oreos with cream cheese, formed into balls and dipped in white almond bark???

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Betting and Las Vegas? I fail to see the particular eroticism in gambling. Maybe fantasies about winning big and being flooded by groupies? Hmm...

Any tags are erotica tags if you’re horny enough! I would explain these, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

What is that from?

Most searched tags from the story side of Lit that day

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can’t do blue cheese or velveeta. I won’t be taking any questions.

Like for lunch?

 

[BongoGal]

Lol, no, though oreos & cream cheese are actually really good

Damn.... I think that would work!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Isn't that a thing at Christmas? like... Oreo truffles? Crushed oreos with cream cheese, formed into balls and dipped in white almond bark???

It was just a dare, to spread cream cheese on my oreo

 

[MrMakersMark]

Isn't that a thing at Christmas? like... Oreo truffles? Crushed oreos with cream cheese, formed into balls and dipped in white almond bark???

Gimme!

 

[dawn_of_night]

No thank you.

Yea. I didn't want to....
I do like Colby on cinnamon grahams....
And I also order cheese and cinnamon twists at Taco Bell ....

 

[Play2nite]

Isn't that a thing at Christmas? like... Oreo truffles? Crushed oreos with cream cheese, formed into balls and dipped in white almond bark???

Correct. Who wants to make some and share with the group?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Isn't that a thing at Christmas? like... Oreo truffles? Crushed oreos with cream cheese, formed into balls and dipped in white almond bark???

Fuck yeah.... Dipp your Oreos .... Just like your peanut butter filled Ritz....

Boom.