Sex & Shenanigans

[MidwestPrincess23]

Velveeta on your sandwich? That’s a bit too far. I do like the fake American cheese…but as I’ve grown and matured, I tend to go for real cheese on sandwiches. How about CheezWiz? Not there’s something to squirt on a lady and eat off of her.

Oh.... you must not have been here earlier today
We had a cheezwiz, canned cheese convo...

and there's a gif for that

 

[MindYaBitness]

Velveeta on your sandwich? That’s a bit too far. I do like the fake American cheese…but as I’ve grown and matured, I tend to go for real cheese on sandwiches. How about CheezWiz? Now there’s something to squirt on a lady and eat off of her.

If my partner wanted to put cheese wiz on my lady bits, we'd have a serious problem.

 

[LupineOne]

Oh.... you must not have been here earlier today
We had a cheezwiz, canned cheese convo...

and there's a gif for that

Or as @crazychemgirl calls it:
Squirty cheese

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

If my partner wanted to put cheese wiz on my lady bits, we'd have a serious problem.

NEVER below the belt... NEVER!!!!!

 

[Play2nite]

Oh.... you must not have been here earlier today
We had a cheezwiz, canned cheese convo...

and there's a gif for that

Yeah I missed that. I’m a little worried about the gif. Okay, return to Velveeta and other fine fromage.

 

[Play2nite]

If my partner wanted to put cheese wiz on my lady bits, we'd have a serious problem.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

 

[BongoGal]

If it’s Captain America 4 I saw it Tuesday

You got lucky.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...ening-captain-america-brave-new-wo-rcna194021

 

[Bry1313]

I can’t do blue cheese or velveeta. I won’t be taking any questions.

 

[MrMakersMark]

No shame. It’s just not for me. I shiver just thinking about it when people tell me they have that as the cheese on their sandwiches.
Nope nope nope. Can’t do it straight. I just can’t

I literally will eat anything.

If it was deemed edible by at least 2 people, I'm down Charlie Brown.

I do not care. We are only around on this spinning rock for a blink. One of the few things we've freedom to do with no consequence is try different foods.

I'm trying everything when it comes to food.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So much hate on velvetta in here today. It is what it is - something to provide a base for making easy to melt cheesy like goodness with other things added in.

For example, velvetta, chili and rotel (diced canned tomatoes with green chilies), a little garlic, a little onion, salt, diced fresh jalapeños and tortilla chips? All equals happiness in under 10 minutes.

I do not like the flavor, I do not like the texture. I have no love for a "process cheese product." But love what you love.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I can’t do blue cheese or velveeta. I won’t be taking any questions.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExODJhOWl6enc2Y2k0dXY4c3h2N2c1aWNobzU5cmNkYWNpYndhNXI1NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vCx9uaXVwEeFD5rkdd/200.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can’t do blue cheese or velveeta. I won’t be taking any questions.

What is the air speed of a laden swallow?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Or gives you a rash!

 

[Bry1313]

What is the air speed of a laden swallow?

African or European?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Or gives you a rash!

Exactly!!! ph balance my friends.. ph balance!

NO FOOD ON THE LADY BITS (boobs excluded from this statement)

 

[HeavyBalls]

What is the air speed of a laden swallow?

African or European?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Or gives you a rash!

Or makes you weak as a kitten...

 

[LupineOne]

I do not like the flavor, I do not like the texture. I have no love for a "process cheese product." But love what you love.

Same. Unless it’s melted and mixed with other things

 

[MindYaBitness]

I can’t do blue cheese or velveeta. I won’t be taking any questions.

This is a Cheese Whiz jar circ. 1980, filled with Mount St. Helen's ash from the eruption 5/18/80. I would rather eat the current contents of this jar, than voluntarily eat Cheese Whiz

 

[UnquietDreams]

Same. Unless it’s melted and mixed with other things

I am with you right up until "Same. Unless it’s melted and mixed with other things."

 

[Bry1313]

This is a Cheese Whiz jar circ. 1980, filled with Mount St. Helen's ash from the eruption 5/8/80. I would rather eat the current contents of this jar, than voluntarily eat Cheese Whiz

I thought you did the Oreo challenge

 

[UnquietDreams]

African or European?

Sorry, I am not taking questions.

 

[Play2nite]

African or European?

Uh, I don’t know that!

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is a Cheese Whiz jar circ. 1980, filled with Mount St. Helen's ash from the eruption 5/8/80. I would rather eat the current contents of this jar, than voluntarily eat Cheese Whiz

I have about three glass Skippy jars full of ash at my mother's place.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Uh, I don’t know that!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNWZ5MXp6aDM2b2kycDFyNm1taHJ3dnBrN2U5OTNvdzN0OHJ4NDAxdCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/10KNNNMdyCoxAA/giphy.gif