Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

Thank goodness. My beard is safe then.

 

[QuietCanadian]

I think it's the look in his eyes that really sells it.
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First, thank you. Second, dear god, that is a douche beard. Lastly, my apologies to your algorithm.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

So is anyone going to explain what a douche beard is or we just gonna have to take our chances with Urban Dictionary?

It’s kind of like the difference between art and porn; you know it when you see it.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s kind of like the difference between art and porn; you know it when you see it.

Just so we're clear. The bottom one is porn, right?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So... I'm seeing someone with non traditional facial hair. It definitely tiptoes that line between porn and art

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Just so we're clear. The bottom one is porn, right?

I appreciate a guy who provides built in hand grips

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s the sign post up ahead, you are about to enter The Mankini Zone

We all agree that the bikini is the best invention in modern times, the smaller the better.
However, when it comes to the male body, not so much.

I guess if your goal is to be admired, bikinis are great. However, I actually want to swim & enjoy myself, without fear of my bottoms riding up, or my boobs popping out, and that's a real struggle in a bikini!

What is the male equivalent to the bikini—G-string, Mankini, Speedo or loincloth?

I'm with @lavendersilk on this one. A well put together guy is going to catch my eye for all the right reasons. Where as, if I notice a guy in a Speedo/thong/mankini, it's rarely for a good reason.

What “sexy” male fashion would you like to see make a comeback?

I'm not sure there's any one fashion that needs a sexy-come-back. Mostly, a man that's confident in his own skin, and put together, is going to be the sexiest of all. However, can you guys encourage eachother to pull your pants up? Where along the line did belts fall out of favor with men???

What “sexy” male fashion do you wish would go away?

Speedos & whatever is in that pic should never be worn in polite society...or on Lit.

Man bun, pro or anti?

You need to look like like a shaggy viking to pull it off. 99% of men should not attempt!

Backwards baseball hat, for or against?

Baseball hat:
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Baseball hat backwards:
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Douche beard, soul patch, mustache, goatee, unibomber beard, or clean shaven?

I've got no love for the Unibomber shag, or the douche-b look, but facial hair really depends on the bone structure of the guy wearing it. Some rock a soul patch, where others are look great in a goatee. But, can we agree, thin mustaches are psychos & pedos, only?

What “look” do you prefer us guys would lose and/or acquire?

Burn your Ed Hardy Tat sleeve shirts, and never let them come back into fashion!

 

[Taegul]

Tony Stark wants to hear more of your opinions on douche beards.

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[Endless_Night]

It’s kind of like the difference between art and porn; you know it when you see it.

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This is neither art nor porn. It's just nugly.

nugly = nauseating ugly

 

[lavendersilk]

Tony Stark wants to hear more of your opinions on douche beards.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F474x%2F8d%2Fb5%2F84%2F8db584c2516d9c82735755866353c205.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=183abd3d0fd3a29879ff717ea1a752481b5e7f62dca03e44ece56920fe11feee&ipo=images

See how it doesn't connect with the sideburn? That's what separates the douche beards from the hot ones.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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See how it doesn't connect with the sideburn? That's what separates the douche beards from the hot ones.

Wait…is it more or less douchey if they connect?

 

[Endless_Night]

Wait…is it more or less douchey if they connect?

https://freerangestock.com/sample/54848/yes-sign-shows-all-right-and-agree.jpg

 

[Taegul]

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See how it doesn't connect with the sideburn? That's what separates the douche beards from the hot ones.

Tony Stark doesn't approve of your response.

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[MissLabelled]

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See how it doesn't connect with the sideburn? That's what separates the douche beards from the hot ones.

That, and the millions of dollars he has in the bank.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I literally have two general outfits:

Jeans, button down, sport coat, ll bean boots/dress shoes
Or
Cargo shorts, button down, sandals/ll bean boats

Done it for 30 years.

as longas you are not wearing socks with the sandals

 

[SassySheDevil]

I literally have two general outfits:

Jeans, button down, sport coat, ll bean boots/dress shoes
Or
Cargo shorts, button down, sandals/ll bean boats

Done it for 30 years.

I approve of these combos.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I literally have two general outfits:

Jeans, button down, sport coat, ll bean boots/dress shoes
Or
Cargo shorts, button down, sandals/ll bean boats

Done it for 30 years.

I dig a man in uniform

 

[SassySheDevil]

It’s kind of like the difference between art and porn; you know it when you see it.

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this one looks like someone scraped off their clippers full off pubes.

 

[hotwords229_A]

However, can you guys encourage eachother to pull your pants up? Where along the line did belts fall out of favor with men???

I wear a belt everyday.

 

[Neanderthal247]

That’s the sign post up ahead, you are about to enter The Mankini Zone

https://www.picclickimg.com/k4QAAOSw0thhPAre/Borat-Mankini-Kost%C3%BCm-Gr%C3%BCner-Badeanzug-Herren-Bademode-Tanga.webp

We all agree that the bikini is the best invention in modern times, the smaller the better.
However, when it comes to the male body, not so much.

What is the male equivalent to the bikini—G-string, Mankini, Speedo or loincloth?
What “sexy” male fashion would you like to see make a comeback?
What “sexy” male fashion do you wish would go away?
Man bun, pro or anti?
Backwards baseball hat, for or against?
Douche beard, soul patch, mustache, goatee, unibomber beard, or clean shaven?
What “look” do you prefer us guys would lose and/or acquire?

Lmao


You’re always so overboard on your pics and gifs


The thong is the equivalent to me


I like the pocket watch, I think it gives off an eloquent type of sexy.


The Brillo hair, young guys look like they don't take care of themselves with a giant puff of untamed and treated hair.


Anti man bun


I'm a little ghetto, I do the slanted to the side in an angle.


A groomed full beard.



A classic masculine well fitted clothing, wether it's suits or everyday wear. Ironed neat clothes,not too tight and not overly baggy

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Weird beards. Why the fuck do they exist? I probably spend a total of 2 minutes a week on mine.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You’re always so overboard on your pics and gifs

Yep. Belts can be useful for other things than just keeping trousers up.

Like determining your Karate proficiency.

 

[GoodnessO]

We don't need cock talk, just cocks that listen .

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ads for my Nads

https://www.drsamrobbins.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/5-Simple-Clinically-Proven-Tips-To-Get-Harder-Fuller-Bigger-Erections.jpg

If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?
Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?
What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?
If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?
Does sex sell—to you?

 

[Apisto42]

That’s the sign post up ahead, you are about to enter The Mankini Zone

https://www.picclickimg.com/k4QAAOSw0thhPAre/Borat-Mankini-Kost%C3%BCm-Gr%C3%BCner-Badeanzug-Herren-Bademode-Tanga.webp

Dude.

We all agree that the bikini is the best invention in modern times, the smaller the better.
However, when it comes to the male body, not so much.

True. Guys probably look better with either a generous amount of clothing or just nekkid.

What is the male equivalent to the bikini—G-string, Mankini, Speedo or loincloth?

Loincloth.This is the only acceptable equivalent. Then you can role play Tarzan.

What “sexy” male fashion would you like to see make a comeback?

Dinner jackets and white tie.

What “sexy” male fashion do you wish would go away?

Metro sexual.

Man bun, pro or anti?

So I kind don’t mind man buns because it gives me a warning that that guy is a douche.

But for me personally? Anti.

Backwards baseball hat, for or against?

If driving a motorcycle then yes. Otherwise, no.

Douche beard, soul patch, mustache, goatee, unibomber beard, or clean shaven?

Full beard, sometimes short, sometimes longer for me. For guys in general, it really depends on their face. But really, soul patch and douche beard are always bad. But again, they are advertising to the world that they are twatwaffles.

What “look” do you prefer us guys would lose and/or acquire?

Beer gut. It’s not a good look on anyone. Especially in a mankini.