Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

This is why I was away for that extended period. I visited Baraqua and had rented a convertible. I had the top down, wind in my hair, music playing loudly, and the odometer crept over the speed limit.

So I was jailed. Twice.

If you got to meet that guy?
Totally worth it.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

This is why I was away for that extended period. I visited Baraqua and had rented a convertible. I had the top down, wind in my hair, music playing loudly, and the odometer crept over the speed limit.

So I was jailed. Twice.

Were you late for your dentist appointment?

 

[MissLabelled]

If you got to meet that guy?
Totally worth it.

You don't get to meet him unfortunately because it's right to jail!

Were you late for your dentist appointment?

Thankfully no because believe it or not, I'd probably still be in jail.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Which thread is that?!?!?

You  want to join the politics forum?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You  want to join the politics forum?

Fuck no. I’d rather discuss cheese.

Honestly, I’d forgotten it existed.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Fuck no. I’d rather discuss cheese.

Honestly, I’d forgotten it existed.

This is the most correct answer.

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck no. I’d rather discuss cheese.

Honestly, I’d forgotten it existed.

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[MindYaBitness]

Fuck no. I’d rather discuss cheese.

Honestly, I’d forgotten it existed.

I venture over once in awhile, to stir the pot & aggrivate incels

 

[crazychemgirl]

JK you beautiful bitches … you are all sexy as hell.

 

[hotoldrguy]

It is my Shenanniversary.

A year ago I followed someone here, looked around, and gave the above bit of wisdom. Awfully short for me, but then again, I am shy. Well, I may have added a few things since then.

If I listed those who mean so much to me, I would miss someone and feel horrible, so I will just say I love all of you -- those who here, those who are no longer, those who have passed beyond the veil (and how I miss you, Nebs!), every fucking perverted last one of you. You are the best.

Happy Shenanniversary!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Just because I’d rather doesn’t mean I want to.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Alrighty ladies, theys and gays .. who are you taking home?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I venture over once in awhile, to stir the pot & aggrivate incels

Sometimes little sisters never fully grow out of it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m a 2 or a 5 girlie

 

[MissLabelled]

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Alrighty ladies, theys and gays .. who are you taking home?

Their wives.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Their wives.

*high five*

 

[MrMakersMark]

Their wives.

Miss just cracked me up.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m a 2 or a 5 girlie

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[BongoGal]

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Alrighty ladies, theys and gays .. who are you taking home?

I'm all about the 8s.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Alrighty ladies, theys and gays .. who are you taking home?

1, 2, 3 o' clock, 4 o'clock rock! Then... 5, 6, 7 o' clock, 8 o' clock rock!

 

[SWR101]

1, 2, 3 o' clock, 4 o'clock rock! Then... 5, 6, 7 o' clock, 8 o' clock rock!

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[UnquietDreams]

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I love Shakespeare.
I love brie.
I love you.
I hate this.

 

[vagrantx]

I venture over once in awhile, to stir the pot & aggrivate incels

I stumbled in there by accident a few weeks ago, and now I can't stop going back. It's like being at the zoo, watching the monkeys fling shit at each other. It's completely pointless. Like, the same 4 people over and over again going "no, u!" and nobody making any sort of headway. They'll never convince anyone else of what they're trying to push, nobody's saying anything that "their team" isn't already aware of, and it's just.... yeah.

So utterly, completely pointless. I wonder if they're just constantly beating their meat and getting off on the discourse. It has to be that, right? It's sexual to them? High on the adrenaline of anonymous shrieking?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think someone at Hasbro should have thought a bit harder about this before green lighting it.

 

[vagrantx]

I think someone at Hasbro should have thought a bit harder about this before green lighting it.
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Okay, cum-ball aside, I don't think I've ever seen Spidey push his hands together like that to fire his webs? Looks more like he's trying to shoot a Hadouken energy ball...