Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I’m fucking dead! This was not a response I was expecting!

I’m full of surprises

I almost don't care about the context.
If I see that gif, I'm gonna chuckle every time.

It’s one of those ones that I can hear by just looking at it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve gotta know! What are you guys sneaking away to go do?! Any ladies escaping?!

View attachment 2503221

Like realistically or ideally?

 

[Sammysub07]

Like realistically or ideally?

Let’s go for both!!

 

[vagrantx]

None of that is my typical reading go-to, but I will certainly read it if you want another set of eyes.

I’d love to help you with Beta-reading!

*Poke*

Yay! Thank you so much! I'll start a PM thread once I have a bit more to go on. My writing-style is fragmented, I write lines from various scenes as they pop into my head and then tie them all together later, so it's not cohesive yet.

Much appreciated

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let’s go for both!!

Hmmmm locking oneself in the bathroom to jerk off in peace isn’t an option so I’ll go for the last one.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve gotta know! What are you guys sneaking away to go do?! Any ladies escaping?!

View attachment 2503221

Change that last pic to some boring Zoom meeting with a bunch of lobbyist/politicians/etc, and you'll have a pretty good of how I landed on Lit!

 

[Sammysub07]

Hmmmm locking oneself in the bathroom to jerk off in peace isn’t an option so I’ll go for the last one.

Sounds like the bathroom locks and shower must be broken?!

 

[Sammysub07]

Change that last pic to some boring Zoom meeting with a bunch of lobbyist/politicians/etc, and you'll have a pretty good of how I landed on Lit!

Ohhh I know the type!!! Hats off to zoom and the likes of your meeting because Lit is a great place with you around!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sounds like the bathroom locks and shower must be broken?!

Yeah. Let’s go with that story.

 

[MindYaBitness]

As one of those unfortunate souls who thinks cilantro takes like dirty dishwater, this idea made me physically cringe.

I had to get over my aversion to the stuff, or simultaneously starve to death whilst also offending all of my in-laws

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Change that last pic to some boring Zoom meeting with a bunch of lobbyist/politicians/etc, and you'll have a pretty good of how I landed on Lit!

Which thread is that?!?!?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Which thread is that?!?!?

*Subscribe*

 

[SWR101]

I’ve gotta know! What are you guys sneaking away to go do?! Any ladies escaping?!

I mean, yea, but I’d at least get one of us off first…

 

[MrMakersMark]

*Subscribe*

Yeah I'm going the other way on it.

 

[BongoGal]

Change that last pic to some boring Zoom meeting with a bunch of lobbyist/politicians/etc, and you'll have a pretty good of how I landed on Lit!

That just reminded me of a minor scandal at work during the Covid lockdowns. A guy I sort of know was holding a Zoom discussion session with a bunch of students soon after the online classes started. A few minutes in, his wife suddenly appeared in the background standing in front of a mirror, brushing her hair, all while naked as a jaybird. I gather that this went on for about five minutes and no one said anything. A few days later, rumors started going around that something like this happened, but it seemed dubious. Then a screen capture got posted in a public forum and all hell broke loose.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m full of surprises

It’s one of those ones that I can hear by just looking at it

When we were discussing these comedies a couple weeks ago my daughter pointed out to me that whichever show anyone thinks is the funniest, Parks & Rec is by far the most meme’d. Which, I don’t think I can disagree with.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m full of surprises

And since I got a rep to maintain

Tell us more about what you’re full of.

 

[Mrtenant]

Pretty sure this has been posted somewhere before. It's such a heart warming tale. Worth sharing again.

 

[MissLabelled]

And since I got a rep to maintain

Tell us more about what you’re full of.

My strap-on

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My strap-on

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7TKRcKbmhM78dpbW/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91bht8zhauiuekiymvuilhv63yus9hi3yjhjj6gan2&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SWR101]

When we were discussing these comedies a couple weeks ago my daughter pointed out to me that whichever show anyone thinks is the funniest, Parks & Rec is by far the most meme’d. Which, I don’t think I can disagree with.

It certainly seems track my experience

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rlyqxiRiunEAAAAd/right-to-jail-jail.gif

I almost don't care about the context.
If I see that gif, I'm gonna chuckle every time.

Not only do I hear this gif, for the rest of the day I'll be going "Right to jail" or "Believe it or not, jail" or "Where are the armored guards?!"

 

[MrMakersMark]

Not only do I hear this gif, for the rest of the day I'll be going "Right to jail" or "Believe it or not, jail" or "Where are the armored guards?!"

I know!!
I want to re-live the whole thing!

And I repeat it alone into my keyboard at my desk at least 3 times after seeing it.

Involuntary response.
But why fight it?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I know!!
I want to re-live the whole thing!

And I repeat it alone into my keyboard at my desk at least 3 times after seeing it.

Involuntary response.
But why fight it?

It's one of my favorite bits. And yea. Now I'm desperately trying to keep my thumbs from typing up more of it

 

[MissLabelled]

This is why I was away for that extended period. I visited Baraqua and had rented a convertible. I had the top down, wind in my hair, music playing loudly, and the odometer crept over the speed limit.

So I was jailed. Twice.