Cock Talk

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PsAZbU-WMa8AAAAC/let-me-hit-dat-eye-emoji.gif

It looks like you're jerking off a tiny penis. And we all know I'm bigger than that

 

[lavendersilk]

I knew I should have put my soap on a rope!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6342a1c6987f6ad8184675ca534082cc/tumblr_mrgdux1a8F1r7ttu8o1_500.pnj

This looks familiar...

Have you ever accidentally touched your friend where you didn’t mean to touch them, or had them touch you in an inappropriate place by accident?
How did that go? Tell us!

I have touched my friends boobs, but it was never by accident.

I have grazed a dudes junk before by accident and we both ignored each other afterward... I should text him and see how he's doing.

I have been accidentally hit in the boob on more than one occasion by inanimate objects. They are always sorry. This is how the best friendships are formed. Guilt and coercion.

 

[Apisto42]

And they are all fine with being photographed or video taped because ...?

What are everyone's personal boundaries? I'm pretty comfortable with nudity in showers and spas etc but I don't think I would be totally fine having strangers that close to me AND grabbing things they need that close to my body.

Ok I don't want strangers that close to me even when dressed.

Elevators. I require an equal portion of the available space. You know what I mean. You’re the only person in an elevator and then someone steps in and stands touching you. Back off buddy. Then the next floor, it fills up and your face is in someone’s boobs and the guy behind you has his briefcase up your ass and you’re totally fine.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wait a minute. Has everyone glossed over @Endless_Night 's unfortunate bath incident?

Or do you all already know?

*sigh*

I'm so out of the loop.

 

[morelikeasong]

Have you ever accidentally touched your friend where you didn’t mean to touch them, or had them touch you in an inappropriate place by accident?
How did that go? Tell us!

I’m not sure if I’ve ever accidentally touched a friend but I’ve definitely accidentally brushed someone with my boobs and had them be accidentally touched. It’s kinda unavoidable when they enter the room before me

 

[Lmizzler]

It looks like you're jerking off a tiny penis. And we all know I'm bigger than that

If that’s how you are supposed to jerk off my a tiny penis, then I’ve been doing it all wrong.

 

[morelikeasong]

If that’s how you are supposed to jerk off my a tiny penis, then I’ve been doing it all wrong.

Wanna demonstrate?

 

[Lmizzler]

Wanna demonstrate?

This isn’t your Helicockter thread. Besides, I don’t want to scare @Endless_Night off

 

[morelikeasong]

This isn’t your Helicockter thread. Besides, I don’t want to scare @Endless_Night off

Okay, I’ll wait for you over there

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Okay, I’ll wait for you over there

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ED-FjaZEvdAAAAAC/hurry-up-judge-judy.gif

amirite?

 

[Bry1313]

And they are all fine with being photographed or video taped because ...?

What are everyone's personal boundaries? I'm pretty comfortable with nudity in showers and spas etc but I don't think I would be totally fine having strangers that close to me AND grabbing things they need that close to my body.

Ok I don't want strangers that close to me even when dressed.

For someone from out west, you say a lot of midwestern things

 

[hotwords229_A]

And they are all fine with being photographed or video taped because ...?

I like to think the girls are spying on them.

This looks familiar...

It does?!!!

Wait a minute. Has everyone glossed over @Endless_Night 's unfortunate bath incident?

Or do you all already know?

*sigh*

I'm so out of the loop.

Yes, I would direct you to the page, but it was a long time ago. It had something to do with spelling.

but I’ve definitely accidentally brushed someone with my boobs and had them be accidentally touched

No complaints, I’m sure.

 

[Endless_Night]

Welp. I am so not a link clicker, but as it doesn't seem to be working I am spared my usual guilt.

Ok I don't want strangers that close to me even when dressed.

*approves this message*

This isn’t your Helicockter thread. Besides, I don’t want to scare @Endless_Night off

You are my new favorite person.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm going to get suspicious if you guys start pinching my nipples

I would think you'd get suspicious if we didn't at least try.

 

[StillRain]

I don’t know what you are referring to.

 

[Lmizzler]

I like to think the girls are spying on them.

This is totally different than the song I remember.

“There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where the men can see it all!”

 

[Lord Pmann]

Something Sexy to See Here, Suz?

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Is it just me or is Literotica falling short in the hardcore super sexy threads of late?

I'm going to correlate this to my absence here. A very strong one. I estimate the correlation coefficient to be about .996.

What threads do you find the craziest, sexiest on Literotica?

For me, the ones where people talk and express themselves. I like reading different thoughts and how people express themselves.

Also, ones where ladies post their tits. The one where girls posted their tits for me to rate... that was peak for me. Not peak Lit. But peak life.

What is a sexy memory you have of a moment on Lit where things got extra heated (in a good way) in a thread?

I've seen some good arguments happen and that's a bit of a turn on.

Do you play it safe on Lit, or are you ready to jump into a Lit orgy at a moment’s notice?

I am not one to shy away from a free for all on Lit, but it is rarely sexual. Open flirting can be fun. But I am not one to engage too often otherwise.

How can we sex up Literotica again?

More pmann.

I knew I should have put my soap on a rope!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6342a1c6987f6ad8184675ca534082cc/tumblr_mrgdux1a8F1r7ttu8o1_500.pnj

Have you ever accidentally touched your friend where you didn’t mean to touch them, or had them touch you in an inappropriate place by accident?
How did that go? Tell us!

No. This isn't a thing that's ever happened to me. I mean, I've masturbated adjacent to a friend, but that was necessity. Not choice. And I certainly didn't want to touch his dong.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've seen some good arguments happen and that's a bit of a turn on.

Possibly the funniest thing I’ve read here.

I've masturbated adjacent to a friend, but that was necessity. Not choice.

I understand, but doing it at the funeral was just in bad taste.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Possibly the funniest thing I’ve read here.

I actually do enjoy seeing debate. It separates the smooth brained from the rippled.

I understand, but doing it at the funeral was just in bad taste.

No one complained about the taste. Especially that guy up front. Come to think of it, he didn't say boo the whole service. Just laid there.

 

[hotwords229_A]

No one complained about the taste. Especially that guy up front. Come to think of it, he didn't say boo the whole service. Just laid there.

I’ve heard of throwing flowers on the coffin, but . . .

I’m interested in your religion and would like to apply.

 

[Endless_Night]

I've seen some good arguments happen and that's a bit of a turn on.

What?!?!

You sadist!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ve heard of throwing flowers on the coffin, but . . .

I’m interested in your religion and would like to apply.

I guess I could make it look like a flower. Maybe like those baristas make the fancy shapes with cream on the coffee.

I am starting a cult. But good looking, fit guys aren't exactly who I'm trying to recruit.

What?!?!

You sadist!

Enny... always shocked.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I am starting a cult. But good looking, fit guys aren't exactly who I'm trying to recruit.

So . . . I’m in?

 

[Lord Pmann]

So . . . I’m in?

Haha. Bring some ladies and you're in. But I use the term "lady" loosely.

I should've said, "Bring some impressionable women of loose morals and no gag reflex."

 

[Endless_Night]

Enny... always shocked.

Rude.

And, besides, not always shocked. *tries to think of a time*







Give me a minute.