Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

You find the best gifs!

I was just informed by tumblr that that gif was flagged as inappropriate.
Seriously. Two faceless cartoon characters. Meanwhile I have real hardcore porn posted that is perfectly acceptable.

This is why I have no fear of AI. Do algorithms even work?

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I was just informed by tumblr that that gif was flagged as inappropriate.
Seriously. Two faceless cartoon characters. Meanwhile I have real hardcore porn posted that is perfectly acceptable.

This is why I have no fear of AI. Do algorithms even work?

Seriously!

I feel the same way about self-driving cars. Sometimes I’ll be driving along, and the “BRAKE” light will light up on my dash when there’s nothing there in front of me. If it was the car that was in control, it would have slammed on the brakes for nothing.

For this porn example, the brakes would be slammed on for these faceless cartoon characters, but then we’d be left to see sweaty bodies in various states of undress, acting on their most lurid and intense desires for all to see…

Huh. On second thought.

 

[hotwords229_A]

For this porn example, the brakes would be slammed on for these faceless cartoon characters, but then we’d be left to see sweaty bodies in various states of undress, acting on their most lurid and intense desires for all to see…

Huh. On second thought.

You have completely changed my mind on this topic.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I knew I should have put my soap on a rope!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6342a1c6987f6ad8184675ca534082cc/tumblr_mrgdux1a8F1r7ttu8o1_500.pnj

Have you ever accidentally touched your friend where you didn’t mean to touch them, or had them touch you in an inappropriate place by accident?
How did that go? Tell us!

 

[StillRain]

Something Sexy to See Here, Suz?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b91491ae8d042a4771195ed4efbe545e/9a494f45ca4707b5-45/s540x810/fe9b639f1e01ba44a1fa76d3d4b16c2ff6ba0014.gif

Is it just me or is Literotica falling short in the hardcore super sexy threads of late?

I’m sorry. I don’t spend much time here these days to bring the sexy.

What threads do you find the craziest, sexiest on Literotica?

I don’t really look for it here anymore. I find my sexy elsewhere.

What is a sexy memory you have of a moment on Lit where things got extra heated (in a good way) in a thread?

I have yet to experience this. *glares at you*

Do you play it safe on Lit, or are you ready to jump into a Lit orgy at a moment’s notice?

I’m satisfied in the sexy department so I wouldn’t jump in. To be honest I wouldn’t have jumped in when I wasn’t happy in that department either. Real orgies or lit ones aren’t really what gets these knickers MOIST.

How can we sex up Literotica again?

I cannot believe you’re even asking.

 

[Apisto42]

This is what sparked this topic. I stopped in the Fetish thread to see if anything interesting was happening and I saw a lot of interesting thread topics. Much, much more sexual than the Playground.

I kind of wish those type of threads were in the Playground with this group of people.

I suddenly have four hours a day to waste on lit, so I’ll probably be checking them out more. This is so exciting (unfortunately I’m writing this so you can’t tell it’s completely deadpan sarcasm, but hey, that’s what you get at 5 am from me when I’m on a train).

Real orgies or lit ones aren’t really what gets these knickers MOIST.

Tell us more about what gets your panties moist and that will sex the PG right up again I’m sure. Just thinking about your panties getting moist certainly got me up at least.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have yet to experience this. *glares at you*

I don’t know what you are referring to.

 

[Lmizzler]

I knew I should have put my soap on a rope!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6342a1c6987f6ad8184675ca534082cc/tumblr_mrgdux1a8F1r7ttu8o1_500.pnj

Have you ever accidentally touched your friend where you didn’t mean to touch them, or had them touch you in an inappropriate place by accident?

It has not happened that I can remember and now I'm trying to imagine scenarios where I would like it to happen. Hmmm.
Or scenarios that would be hilarious when it did happen!

How did that go? Tell us!

I wish I had a funny or pervy story here but I'm drawing a blank.

 

[Apisto42]

I knew I should have put my soap on a rope!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6342a1c6987f6ad8184675ca534082cc/tumblr_mrgdux1a8F1r7ttu8o1_500.pnj

Have you ever accidentally touched your friend where you didn’t mean to touch them, or had them touch you in an inappropriate place by accident?
How did that go? Tell us!

I just can’t figure out this picture. Obviously the one guy is jerking himself and his buddy, but what is the dude on the far right doing? Just ignoring it? Watching? Clutching pearls?

Anyway, no. I don’t remember ever touching a dude without meaning to. Not counting playing rugby where you occasionally end up with some other guy’s junk on your body. And then the main question is “why aren’t you wearing a cup?”

There’s been more than once though I have had a boob in my hand because for some reason I’ve gotten tangled up with a woman and I was trying to keep her from falling down.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I just can’t figure out this picture. Obviously the one guy is jerking himself and his buddy, but what is the dude on the far right doing? Just ignoring it? Watching? Clutching pearls?

I assumed the middle guy was washing his balls and reaching for the bar of soap, but grabbed something else instead.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I knew I should have put my soap on a rope!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6342a1c6987f6ad8184675ca534082cc/tumblr_mrgdux1a8F1r7ttu8o1_500.pnj

Have you ever accidentally touched your friend where you didn’t mean to touch them, or had them touch you in an inappropriate place by accident?
How did that go? Tell us!

I've never accidentally jerked off or fingers a friend... I'm pretty sure the guy in your pic is doing it on purpose.

Im sure that clothes on, accidentally brushing against, has happened with people but none of that is a big enough deal to remember specific instances.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I assumed the middle guy was washing his balls and reaching for the bar of soap, but grabbed something else instead.

Do they all share a bar of soap? Why not ask the guy in front of the soap to get it for him? Does the guy being grabbed have a hard dick to grab onto?

 

[Lmizzler]

This is what I'm imagining right now.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMGQyMjVzazczY2c2Y3ltajNnd2lxeGJqcnk0bnd4N21lamhzczRmcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l0MYQs7JF6cQ0xF7O/giphy.gif

 

[Apisto42]

I assumed the middle guy was washing his balls and reaching for the bar of soap, but grabbed something else instead.

Sweet summer child that you are.

 

[Lmizzler]

Do they all share a bar of soap? Why not ask the guy in front of the soap to get it for him? Does the guy being grabbed have a hard dick to grab onto?

Or better yet, why are they wet when there is no shower head close to either of them!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm pretty sure the guy in your pic is doing it on purpose.

You guys have dirty minds. I like that.

 

[Apisto42]

Or better yet, why are they wet when there is no shower head close to either of them!

Maybe they like golden showers?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Or better yet, why are they wet when there is no shower head close to either of them!

I didn’t even realize that. I’m starting to suspect this image isn’t as innocent as it appeared.

Maybe he was reaching for his towel?

 

[Apisto42]

I didn’t even realize that. I’m starting to suspect this image isn’t as innocent as it appeared.

Maybe he was reaching for his towel?

I often hang my towel on another dudes erection when at the gym. So sure, lets go with that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I often hang my towel on another dudes erection when at the gym. So sure, lets go with that.

It’s called efficiency.

 

[Apisto42]

There was a guy at this one gym I used to go to in NY. Pretty sure he was always looking for a hook up. It was an older gym, so the showers were open, ie, one big room with multiple shower heads. He’d pretty much always be at least half mast every time I saw him. And while most guys would face the wall while showering, he always faced the room.

 

[hotwords229_A]

There’s been more than once though I have had a boob in my hand because for some reason I’ve gotten tangled up with a woman and I was trying to keep her from falling down.

Accidental boob is simultaneously the best and the worst. It’s the best because, well, you touched a boob, but it’s the worst because you genuinely didn’t mean to touch it, but nobody is going to believe that including yourself.

 

[Apisto42]

I know right? Especially if you involuntarily give it a squeeze.

 

[hotwords229_A]

There was a guy at this one gym I used to go to in NY. Pretty sure he was always looking for a hook up. It was an older gym, so the showers were open, ie, one big room with multiple shower heads. He’d pretty much always be at least half mast every time I saw him. And while most guys would face the wall while showering, he always faced the room.

See, a guy tries to offer you a convenient place to hang your towel while showering and you have to make it weird. SMH.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm going to get suspicious if you guys start pinching my nipples