Sex & Shenanigans

[JerseyJade]

WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH?!?

Okay. Now I'm worried!

 

[ShaneoD]

Well I guess I don't have to worry about you having a monster cock... or do I????

I don't think I've ever wanted to tell a lie as much in my life

 

[Apisto42]

WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH?!?

Maybe that’s what a sarlac is.

 

[Apisto42]

I don't think I've ever wanted to tell a lie as much in my life

I know right? But given this is lit, you’d have to back it up with proof.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Saying this thread has a steep learning curve is like saying Helen Keller had a hard time distinguishing between red and blue.

It's one of the finest groups of weirdos and perverts out there - but DAMN can it be a tough crowd.

Worth it though - totally worth it.

They accepted me -- they will accept anyone.

 

[jason28053]

I don't think I've ever wanted to tell a lie as much in my life

So you’re saying you’re hung like a bear? Lol

 

[MindYaBitness]

Saying this thread has a steep learning curve is like saying Helen Keller had a hard time distinguishing between red and blue.

It's one of the finest groups of weirdos and perverts out there - but DAMN can it be a tough crowd.

Worth it though - totally worth it.

Learning curve, yes, but it's sort of like throwing a kid into the deep end without water wings, you'd better paddle or die!
But, a tough crowd???? These are the funniest,and nicest, SOB's on the internet, and I'm proud they accept me as one of their own!

 

[ShaneoD]

So you’re saying you’re hung like a bear? Lol

I've never heard that one before, is that a good thing?

 

[MissLabelled]

Well I shall keep doing the latter. If that's cool, of course

Please never stop! Never ever!

I'm pretty sure I know how to tame a monster cock, though.

That's great to hear! How are you with tentacles?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Learning curve, yes, but it's sort of like throwing a kid into the deep end without water wings, you'd better paddle or die!
But, a tough crowd???? These are the funniest,and nicest, SOB's on the internet, and I'm proud they accept me as one of their own!

I don't think there's a better group anywhere on the internet - but you know darn well it can absolutely savage in here.

 

[Apisto42]

I've never heard that one before, is that a good thing?

Aren’t “bears” valued, dare I say desired, members of some communities?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[Taegul]

Maybe? @Taegul is not anywhere near the 100,000th post so something’s changed

I really don't need to be reminded of the greatest travesty in the history of humankind, thank you very much!

 

[Apisto42]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaDFvaG0wNHQ3OG85aGpjNHFoOTExNWR3OTdpOGZ5bnZ4ZGhwNDg5ZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Wd9XoZsbtCe8ya9rHE/giphy.gif

You’re gif is broken.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Aren’t “bears” valued, dare I say desired, members of some communities?

Did you just call me a bear?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Your gif is broken.

Works just fine for me sweet cheeks.

 

[Apisto42]

Works just fine for me sweet cheeks.

There were no boobs. Just a bunny. With a gavel. Rabbits don’t like authorities.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There were no boobs. Just a bunny. With a gavel. Rabbits don’t like authorities.

Are you sure about that?

 

[ShaneoD]

Aren’t “bears” valued, dare I say desired, members of some communities?

I may be part of a different community

 

[hotoldrguy]

Did you just call me a bear?

I think he means he desires to see you bare...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't think there's a better group anywhere on the internet - but you know darn well it can absolutely savage in here.

I've experienced brutality on Lit, just not S&S. This place is a manic exchange of ideas, kink, and off color jokes, love it!

 

[MissLabelled]

I don't think there's a better group anywhere on the internet - but you know darn well it can absolutely savage in here.

Me, I just came into this thread as a noob and posted some stupid reply hoping to get abused.

What I got was laugh emojis, witty replies, friendly people.

Please, won't someone spank me already!!

 

[Apisto42]

Did you just call me a bear?

Wot? Eh?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You’re gif is broken.

It's working for me

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did you just call me a bear?

Can I be your twink?