Sex & Shenanigans

[MisterAlice]

No more tea bagging

Now we call it coffee-groundin'

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can honestly say this concept never even entered my mind u til this morning, and I have as much interest in trying as I did before I knew it was a potential thing.

They don’t have to be HOT coffee grinds.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Dang, Chloe...
Gettin' all personal and stuff.
Take it easy. This is a workplace.

*Intercom*
Ahem..
Can we get a well-groomed little person to the breakroom to rub some decaf behind Chloe's knees?

And her shoes please, cuz' she be trippin'?

Thank you.

Decaf? DECAF?! You keep that nonsense away from my knees and all other places that are Chloe.

And I'll smack you with this shoe.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I don't think that's how any of this works!

Are you sure?

 

[Apisto42]

Decaf? DECAF?! You keep that nonsense away from my knees and all other places that are Chloe.

And I'll smack you with this shoe.

Is it a flat or a 6” heel? Important difference when getting hit.

 

[SWR101]

They don’t have to be HOT coffee grinds.

Yeah, not any more appealing

 

[hotoldrguy]

Soaking his what??


PLEASE PLEASE tell me one of the Lit men put their balls in soaked coffee ground to see if they could “taste” it though their balls

Still wondering how many tried it with the soy sauce

 

[UnquietDreams]

Decaf? DECAF?! You keep that nonsense away from my knees and all other places that are Chloe.

And I'll smack you with this shoe.

Just pour down into your sock until you smell like a barista.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is it a flat or a 6” heel? Important difference when getting hit.

The type of shoe won't hinder the smack. A shoe smack is a shoe smack. And if you think I only have flats or 6" heels to choose from, it will make surprise shoe smacks that much more fun for me

 

[MrMakersMark]

Decaf? DECAF?! You keep that nonsense away from my knees and all other places that are Chloe.

And I'll smack you with this shoe.

Nu uh.
It went out over the intercom.
I said what I said

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just pour down into your sock until you smell like a barista.

That might be the only thing decaf is good for

 

[UnquietDreams]

That might be the only thing decaf is good for

"Oh, sweetie, go change...you smell like decaf."

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ok...been an idiot here long enough for one morning.

You kids behave.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Nu uh.
It went out over the intercom.
I said what I said

 

[crazychemgirl]

Decaf? DECAF?! You keep that nonsense away from my knees and all other places that are Chloe.

And I'll smack you with this shoe.

I agree with this sentiment …. I only drink decaf on the weekends when it’s mid-afternoon or mid-morning and I still want more coffee but I still want my heart to beat regularly for the rest of the day.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, not any more appealing

So what could we say to entice you?

 

[SWR101]

I agree with this sentiment …. I only drink decaf on the weekends when it’s mid-afternoon or mid-morning and I still want more coffee but I still want my heart to beat regularly for the rest of the day.

Caffeine makes the bad thoughts go away…

 

[SWR101]

So what could we say to entice you?

Try a coffee ground tampon and report back…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I agree with this sentiment …. I only drink decaf on the weekends when it’s mid-afternoon or mid-morning and I still want more coffee but I still want my heart to beat regularly for the rest of the day.

I've got them good vibrations. That irregular heartbeat
I just let my heart dance to its own rhythm that's a problem for future Chloe to think about

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Try a coffee ground tampon and report back…

Not. The. Same.

 

[morelikeasong]

Soaking his what??


PLEASE PLEASE tell me one of the Lit men put their balls in soaked coffee ground to see if they could “taste” it though their balls

Paging @MischiefMakerAlways

 

[crazychemgirl]

Paging @MischiefMakerAlways

I fucking love you MLAS

 

[Apisto42]

The type of shoe won't hinder the smack. A shoe smack is a shoe smack. And if you think I only have flats or 6" heels to choose from, it will make surprise shoe smacks that much more fun for me

Lord no, every woman has more choices than that. I was just asking for a general idea of what to expect. Stilleto heels hurt like a mother fucker.

 

[morelikeasong]

I fucking love you MLAS

I have a good memory for those that are willing to cave to peer pressure here and there

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Oh, excuuuuse me for being part of the conversation

I will leave you dudes to your stuff

And maybe you should refrain from calling something a "coffee-hack" for a while... just you know, dip your beans in the beans if that's how you wanna live your life. And maybe, just maybe, think how you share before you scare

The funny thing is that I assumed something like this happened as a result of some sort of brat-initiated challenge or something