Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

Yes. There was a time she begged me to see my dick. That time was since we met. I always kept it away from her because she just built it up so much in her head that when she finally saw it, she was going to be so amazed at how much better it was than she imagined. And I didn’t want to bring her that joy.

But one day she accidentally saw a video of me sticking my dick in a shop vac.

Oh shit, it's @Lord Pmann , I thought maybe you were put out to pasture or something

 

[MissLabelled]

NMK

Sometimes I read this as "now my kink" and it entertains my immature brain

 

[morelikeasong]

Sometimes I read this as "now my kink" and it entertains my immature brain

And now my immature brain is being entertained by “nearly my kink” and thinking about what things might be the almost-that-but-not-quite kink

 

[MissLabelled]

And now my immature brain is being entertained by “nearly my kink” and thinking about what things might be the almost-that-but-not-quite kink

It can provide countless minutes of fun!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh shit, it's @Lord Pmann , I thought maybe you were put out to pasture or something

No, no. I’ve been spending a lot of time in the pastures, but that’s for reasons best known to me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sometimes I read this as "now my kink" and it entertains my immature brain

I’m pretty sure that’s what he was saying. Crocs and shit. I’m sure there’s a tag on the Hub for it.

 

[jason28053]

No, no. I’ve been spending a lot of time in the pastures, but that’s for reasons best known to me.

Naah… pony play

 

[jason28053]

I’m dead! Anyone else? Just me? Thought so. Give me the candles, no curtains. Snacks and wine. I’ll pass on the computer and I’ll bring my phone with me! But if I’m going to die, It oughta be the way I came into this world!

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Wanna die inside a pussy? Sounds good to me

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sometimes I read this as "now my kink" and it entertains my immature brain

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And it did. You just changed "NMK" for me...

 

[Sammysub07]

Wanna die inside a pussy? Sounds good to me

Lol you and probably 90% of het males!

 

[ShaneoD]

Lol you and probably 90% of het males!

Just checking what this was about, don't mind me...........

 

[jason28053]

Lol you and probably 90% of het males!

On my tombstone “He came and went at the same time” RIP rest in pussy

 

[UnquietDreams]

On my tombstone “He came and went at the same time” RIP rest in pussy

NMK

 

[Sammysub07]

NMK

Common sense is a great thing! I knew I liked you

 

[Sammysub07]

Just checking what this was about, don't mind me...........

100% tunnel vision

 

[ShaneoD]

100% tunnel vision

Just like 90% of heterosexual men

 

[MissLabelled]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/JnGSdNYEM2AAAAAd/dean-craig-pelton.gif

And it did. You just changed "NMK" for me...

You're welcome. I am here to help!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sometimes I read this as "now my kink" and it entertains my immature brain

Same!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sometimes I read this as "now my kink" and it entertains my immature brain

Well, now I’m gonna.

And if someone NMKs me, I’ll now be all, “you’re welcome!”

 

[MindYaBitness]

 

[MissLabelled]

Same!

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[AlwaysDancing]

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Wouldn’t it be easy (perhaps less fun) if it was this clear!?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wouldn’t it be easy (perhaps less fun) if it was this clear!?

It's fun to discover new kinks, together

 

[AlwaysDancing]

It's fun to discover new kinks, together
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Go anywhere you want to the castle. Except the west wing. That’s where I keep all my kinky shit.

((One day later))

Ohhh, look at you all up in the west wing.

 

[LupineOne]

It's fun to discover new kinks, together
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