Sex & Shenanigans

If I recall, I was probably the most active male contributor to the sex toy review thread. Like, as a reviewer. My time as a sex toy tester afforded me many opportunities to try many toys.

But, full disclosure, many of them had suction options. So, whilst they were not true vacuums, they were minivacs.
I recall several posts devoted to you and vacuums
@aussiegeekygal
Is that correct?
 
I recall several posts devoted to you and vacuums
@aussiegeekygal
Is that correct?

Yes. There was a time she begged me to see my dick. That time was since we met. I always kept it away from her because she just built it up so much in her head that when she finally saw it, she was going to be so amazed at how much better it was than she imagined. And I didn’t want to bring her that joy.

But one day she accidentally saw a video of me sticking my dick in a shop vac.
 
Yes. There was a time she begged me to see my dick. That time was since we met. I always kept it away from her because she just built it up so much in her head that when she finally saw it, she was going to be so amazed at how much better it was than she imagined. And I didn’t want to bring her that joy.

But one day she accidentally saw a video of me sticking my dick in a shop vac.
Well, that sucks!
 
Yes. There was a time she begged me to see my dick. That time was since we met. I always kept it away from her because she just built it up so much in her head that when she finally saw it, she was going to be so amazed at how much better it was than she imagined. And I didn’t want to bring her that joy.

But one day she accidentally saw a video of me sticking my dick in a shop vac.
Please don’t take this as anything more than surface level adoration but I fucking love that you’re so dumb for such a brilliant human 💋
 
Yes. There was a time she begged me to see my dick. That time was since we met. I always kept it away from her because she just built it up so much in her head that when she finally saw it, she was going to be so amazed at how much better it was than she imagined. And I didn’t want to bring her that joy.

But one day she accidentally saw a video of me sticking my dick in a shop vac.
 
I really like the top one.

And the words under the feet of the bottom one.
if she'll get it with me, I'd go for the top one. But, the bottom one, the goose & the molotov cocktail in the racoon's hand have special meaning, so if I get it alone, I'd choose the ravoon and the angry cobra chicken
 
Yes. There was a time she begged me to see my dick. That time was since we met. I always kept it away from her because she just built it up so much in her head that when she finally saw it, she was going to be so amazed at how much better it was than she imagined. And I didn’t want to bring her that joy.

But one day she accidentally saw a video of me sticking my dick in a shop vac.
When was the part where you begged @aussiegeekygal to let you stick it in one of her Crocs?
 
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