Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

You're always so helpful! Not in the eyes this time.

We love you, too. Now, you want a turn at Russian Roulette Cock?

What the hell, why not?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

What the hell, why not?

Yeeeesss!
@morelikeasong we have another player!

 

[morelikeasong]

What the hell, why not?

Yeeeesss!
@morelikeasong we have another player!

You’re going down! I’m gonna cum all over your faces!

Wait a second…

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You’re going down! I’m gonna cum all over your faces!

Wait a second…

...
*blinks*
If this is my fate, I'll accept it..

 

[SWR101]

You’re going down! I’m gonna cum all over your faces!

Wait a second…

I’ve never been more motivated to lose…

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Who wants to play with me?
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What are the rules exactly?

 

[hotoldrguy]

My first thought was how are we both gonna sit on that seesaw style? ...then I saw the hand.

*puts earbud in and resumes listening to Prince*

There is a vid here of how you play it
https://theinappropriategiftco.com/products/cum-face-game

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Love you weirdos

I’m with @lavendersilk though! Wouldn’t want to risk getting it in my hair anyway

 

[SWR101]

Some people living in the future

 

[vagrantx]

Finding a book so good you can't put it down. I've read something like 90 chapters over the past 2 days. Been a while since I was this hooked on a book.

God I love this feeling.

Worm. If anyone's interested. Gritty self-published super hero novel. A teen who just got her powers (a female lead in a super hero novel??? come on, i'm sold already) goes out on her first ever patrol, but her creepy outfit and even creepier powers has her immediately mistaken for a villain. Shenanigans ensue. Fantastic characters, and character development. Like off the charts.

Did I mention I love this feeling??

 

[LupineOne]

Doormat for the Shenanigang Get-Together?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Y'all... Donut didn't like the fact my daughter and I were playing Battleship, so guess what she did?
Grabbed a toy, stood between our game boards and shook it. It knocked my daughter's miss pieces across the damn room. I'm still finding pieces.
Did she do it for attention or because I was losing? The world may never know.

 

[vagrantx]

Y'all... Donut didn't like the fact my daughter and I were playing Battleship, so guess what she did?
Grabbed a toy, stood between our game boards and shook it. It knocked my daughter's miss pieces across the damn room. I'm still finding pieces.
Did she do it for attention or because I was losing? The world may never know.

I really hope Donut is your pet name for your partner

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I really hope Donut is your pet name for your partner

She is my cute, but not very bright, doggo.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Y'all... Donut didn't like the fact my daughter and I were playing Battleship, so guess what she did?
Grabbed a toy, stood between our game boards and shook it. It knocked my daughter's miss pieces across the damn room. I'm still finding pieces.
Did she do it for attention or because I was losing? The world may never know.

My dog likes antlers, not a piece of antler, a full on antler. If she feels ignored she'll drop her antler on you. Watch out if your laying on the couch or floor!
https://i.ibb.co/k25CqT8L/Bo-s-Rack.jpg

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

My dog likes antlers, not a piece of antler, a full on antler. If she feels ignored she'll drop her antler on you. Watch out if your laying on the couch or floor!

Jesus! She'll stab ya in the leg if she head shakes!

 

[LupineOne]

Jesus! She'll stab ya in the leg if she head shakes!

Right?! Ouchies!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Right?! Ouchies!

I thought it was bad enough that Donut will paw my crotch if she wants to be covered up. But an antler through the leg? No way..

 

[BrendaBear]

My dog likes antlers, not a piece of antler, a full on antler. If she feels ignored she'll drop her antler on you. Watch out if your laying on the couch or floor!
https://i.ibb.co/k25CqT8L/Bo-s-Rack.jpg

That is adorable!!! How funny!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

That is adorable!!! How funny!!!!

She chews it until it's in pieces, then chews those until they're Choking hazards and we have to throw them away. One antler lasts her 6 months!

 

[SWR101]

My dog likes antlers, not a piece of antler, a full on antler. If she feels ignored she'll drop her antler on you. Watch out if your laying on the couch or floor!
https://i.ibb.co/k25CqT8L/Bo-s-Rack.jpg

“Does she bite?”
No, but she’ll shank you…

 

[MindYaBitness]

“Does she bite?”
No, but she’ll shank you…

She'll aggressively insisted you play with her...sort of like her owner

 

[LupineOne]

Since 4 AM is going to come way too quickly, I bid you adieu and goodnight, Shenanigang!
Sweet dreams and sticky fingers!

 

[Lord Pmann]

2) There are plenty of reviews for men’s toys there, and I’m sure @Lord Pmann could recommend a good vacuum too

If I recall, I was probably the most active male contributor to the sex toy review thread. Like, as a reviewer. My time as a sex toy tester afforded me many opportunities to try many toys.

But, full disclosure, many of them had suction options. So, whilst they were not true vacuums, they were minivacs.

 

[MedicalMuse]

If I recall, I was probably the most active male contributor to the sex toy review thread. Like, as a reviewer. My time as a sex toy tester afforded me many opportunities to try many toys.

But, full disclosure, many of them had suction options. So, whilst they were not true vacuums, they were minivacs.

I recall several posts devoted to you and vacuums
@aussiegeekygal
Is that correct?