🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[geekyKT90]

"I had no room left in my trolley officer"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

 

[HollyS]

Maybe it's like some kind of secret profession.

"Well, I'm not sure, neither are you so I guess we'll just have to bring in a professional."

"Excuse me, a professional?"

"Yes, a Dick Measurer. I'll call the Royal Association of Dick Measuring and have them send over their top measurer."

OMG, I just stopped into the thread and read this post, and... Well, I have experience in this field!

Years ago I worked at a shop in the mall, and one of the guys who worked there was always bragging, so some of the other guys called him on it and wanted proof. Sooooo a dick-measuring contest commenced in the back room!!

Guess who was the official dick-measurer?!?

Ah, the good old days!! Lol

 

[HollyS]

OMG, I just stopped into the thread and read this post, and... Well, I have experience in this field!

Years ago I worked at a shop in the mall, and one of the guys who worked there was always bragging, so some of the other guys called him on it and wanted proof. Sooooo a dick-measuring contest commenced in the back room!!

Guess who was the official dick-measurer?!?

Ah, the good old days!! Lol

BTW, he wasn't just bragging! Nine+ inches.

 

[UnquietDreams]

been working hard, wanted to share.

https://postimg.cc/pymmXrRG

Very nice. Thank you for sharing!

 

[TXRafe]

i braved the grocery store. i have a fridge full of ground beef, roast, eggs, cheese, mexican beef chorizo, and hot breakfast sausage. its 21 outside and getting colder, i have no idea how any of you people live in this all the time, no thank you. what is everyone else up to? its time to turn things up a little bit...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ucOdqAOb4SgAAAAC/rsjungle-king-julien.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

i braved the grocery store. i have a fridge full of ground beef, roast, eggs, cheese, mexican beef chorizo, and hot breakfast sausage. its 21 outside and getting colder, i have no idea how any of you people live in this all the time, no thank you. what is everyone else up to? its time to turn things up a little bit...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ucOdqAOb4SgAAAAC/rsjungle-king-julien.gif

Chloe actually needs to not dance tonight. Shocking, I know.

Glad you got your groceries and braved the chill

 

[TXRafe]

Chloe actually needs to not dance tonight. Shocking, I know.

Glad you got your groceries and braved the chill

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Kt0DNfR6qe0AAAAC/laying-down-chilling.gif
here, now drink your wine and look pretty

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Kt0DNfR6qe0AAAAC/laying-down-chilling.gif
here, now drink your wine and look pretty

I don't know if I should be thankful or offended. But I will take the giant, comfy bean bag and wine, and not move. The looking pretty will have to wait.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sometimes we do things that even shock us... For next time you dance twice as much

Very true. I probably will dance twice as much next time

 

[dawn_of_night]

I went out today....

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't know if I should be thankful or offended. But I will take the giant, comfy bean bag and wine, and not move. The looking pretty will have to wait.

Sorry girl… I know for a fact you cannot turn off the pretty. You are just pretty, adorable, sexy and amazing… even if you feel like shit.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sorry girl… I know for a fact you cannot turn off the pretty. You are just pretty, adorable, sexy and amazing… evennif you feel lime shit.

You're so very kind to me but, trust me, the looking pretty can be turned off but I appreciate you so much girly

 

[TXRafe]

You're so very kind to me but, trust me, the looking pretty can be turned off but I appreciate you so much girly

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[Chloe_Harper]

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Rude.

 

[Sammysub07]

i braved the grocery store. i have a fridge full of ground beef, roast, eggs, cheese, mexican beef chorizo, and hot breakfast sausage. its 21 outside and getting colder, i have no idea how any of you people live in this all the time, no thank you. what is everyone else up to? its time to turn things up a little bit...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ucOdqAOb4SgAAAAC/rsjungle-king-julien.gif

I love the cold but I’m not used to it! I braved the cold today, too!!! Well not really it was only 36° when I got home. I just like to complain so I can think of a certain guy I like keeping me warm
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Chloe actually needs to not dance tonight. Shocking, I know.

Glad you got your groceries and braved the chill

Why can’t you dance? You okay girlie?!
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I don't know if I should be thankful or offended. But I will take the giant, comfy bean bag and wine, and not move. The looking pretty will have to wait.

Cheers!!! I’ve got my wine, too!! I’ll be ready for fun soon!!
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[BrendaBear]

Okay… time for more random guitar ramblings from a crazy woman.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Rude.

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[Chloe_Harper]

I love the cold but I’m not used to it! I braved the cold today, too!!! Well not really it was only 36° when I got home. I just like to complain so I can think of a certain guy I like keeping me warm

Is it Rafey-bear?

Why can’t you dance? You okay girlie?!

I'm ok. I'll dance tomorrow probably.

Cheers!!! I’ve got my wine, too!! I’ll be ready for fun soon!!
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I always have more wine to go around

 

[TXRafe]

Rude.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/HzM4E0UncIgAAAAC/rub-head.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

@Chloe_Harper and @Sammysub07 … I have a plan…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/-ajV8aM97dQAAAAC/birce-akalay-popcorn.gif

Edit: Um… everyone is invited… this is the Brat House, after all…

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’m so bored….. and at work, I’m trapped!!!
Ugh. I want a really hot shower and my bed!

 

[HollyS]

@Chloe_Harper and @Sammysub07 … I have a plan…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/-ajV8aM97dQAAAAC/birce-akalay-popcorn.gif

Edit: Um… everyone is invited… this is the Brat House, after all…

I love the looks of that plan!

Can a fair-weather brat like me join in?!?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/HzM4E0UncIgAAAAC/rub-head.gif

Yes please

@Chloe_Harper and @Sammysub07 … I have a plan…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/-ajV8aM97dQAAAAC/birce-akalay-popcorn.gif

Edit: Um… everyone is invited… this is the Brat House, after all…

Yes! I can make a really nice oatmeal mask

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I love the looks of that plan!

Can a fair-weather brat like me join in?!?

Obvs! Pajamas and relaxing and pampering!