Cock Talk

[LustfulIntentions2]

Whatever, whatever

I do what I like

Just me, forever having a little crush like thing for you over here.

 

[hotoldrguy]

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You go for a job interview. Before the interview, you stop in the bathroom and see this sign.

Do you leave immediately and continue your job search? Or do you really want to work there now just because the people seem fun (even if their spelling is appalling)?

I would start by checking for cameras...

 

[Endless_Night]

Leave immediately because their spelling is appalling.

I would start by checking for cameras...

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you leave immediately and continue your job search? Or do you really want to work there now just because the people seem fun (even if their spelling is appalling)?

Leave immediately!

Either it's a joke, in which case I don't get it and chances are our sense of humors are not in sync. Meaning I'll spend all my time wandering around on edge, worried about what will be happening next.

Or.

They actually have a problem with this . . . er, kind of thing.

Either way. I'm ooooooooout.


(Oh, and the spelling. )

 

[hotwords229_A]

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You go for a job interview. Before the interview, you stop in the bathroom and see this sign.

Do you leave immediately and continue your job search? Or do you really want to work there now just because the people seem fun (even if their spelling is appalling)?

I would want to know what is really going on here. It would certainly make me laugh.
The spelling would tell me that management isn’t very on top of things, which could lead to me taking over the place in under a year—so there is opportunity here.

On the other hand, I do need to know why everyone is masturbating so much. And, by the way that’s written, I wonder if it means it’s okay to clock out, masturbate and then clock back in again.

Is this a union job? Is masturbation written into their contract?

So many questions!

 

[Endless_Night]

I would want to know what is really going on here. It would certainly make me laugh.
The spelling would tell me that management isn’t very on top of things, which could lead to me taking over the place in under a year—so there is opportunity here.

*plans ahead*

On the other hand, I do need to know why everyone is masturbating so much.

And, by the way that’s written, I wonder if it means it’s okay to clock out, masturbate and then clock back in again.

*has legal expertise*

Is this a union job? Is masturbation written into their contract?

Lawsuit?

So many questions!

You seem to have considered all aspects thoroughly. Which leads me to wonder -

Are you job hunting?

 

[hotwords229_A]

You seem to have considered all aspects thoroughly. Which leads me to wonder -

Are you job hunting?

I mean . . .
I am curious. My current job doesn’t have a masturbation policy. At least, not to my knowledge.

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean . . .
I am curious. My current job doesn’t have a masturbation policy. At least, not to my knowledge.

Omg.

For one hot second I thought you were serious and my blood ran cold.

I mean, there are things I don't need to know about you.

Like that you have a thing for masterbating at work.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Like that you have a thing for masterbating at work.

I don’t actually have that kink.

Yet.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I work from home.

I'll leave that there

 

[hotwords229_A]

I work from home.

I'll leave that there

You may have to file a complaint against yourself.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I mean . . .
I am curious. My current job doesn’t have a masturbation policy. At least, not to my knowledge.

The shit I've had to add to an employee manual over the years because of incidents....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t actually have that kink.

Yet.

Have you ever had sex at work?

 

[Apisto42]

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You go for a job interview. Before the interview, you stop in the bathroom and see this sign.

Do you leave immediately and continue your job search? Or do you really want to work there now just because the people seem fun (even if their spelling is appalling)?

Dude. Leave immediately. Next week I’m going in five days a week to be on team and zoom meetings with people that I’m sitting next to. There’s going to be relief masturbation from the stupidity of it all.

 

[Apisto42]

Have you ever had sex at work?

One glorious Saturday I took my wife to the office while kidlet was at a day long program at the natural history museum. The conference table was utilized. And then we almost got busted while she was giving me head at my desk. It was a marvelous day.

I love that conference table.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You may have to file a complaint against yourself.

I'm not sure how much credence I'd give it.

I'm notoriously shit at self HR.

 

[Apisto42]

I'm not sure how much credence I'd give it.

I'm notoriously shit at self HR.

Just give yourself an award for having a fabulous orgasm.

 

[Endless_Night]

I work from home.

Me too!

I'll leave that there

I'm sensing we might mean different things.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Me too!


I'm sensing we might mean different things.

Yes. And no.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just give yourself an award for having a fabulous orgasm.

So many awards...

Just once it'd be nice to give some else an award for giving me a fabulous orgasm.

It's a good job I'm sexy, or I'd get bored of myself.

 

[Apisto42]

So many awards...

Just once it'd be nice to give some else an award for giving me a fabulous orgasm.

It's a good job I'm sexy, or I'd get bored of myself.

Hire a PA.

Speaking of which, I’m looking for a remote job with travel.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hire a PA.

Speaking of which, I’m looking for a remote job with travel.

Are you cheap?

(Why am I asking this?)...

 

[Apisto42]

Are you cheap?

(Why am I asking this?)...

I know right?

However, I’m actually shockingly expensive. But I’m worth it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have you ever had sex at work?

Unfortunately, no.
I came close once, but then I didn’t cum at all.

 

[Apisto42]

Unfortunately, no.
I came close once, but then I didn’t cum at all.

Hopefully she did.