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You go for a job interview. Before the interview, you stop in the bathroom and see this sign.

Do you leave immediately and continue your job search? Or do you really want to work there now just because the people seem fun (even if their spelling is appalling)?
I would start by checking for cameras...
 
Do you leave immediately and continue your job search? Or do you really want to work there now just because the people seem fun (even if their spelling is appalling)?
Leave immediately!

Either it's a joke, in which case I don't get it and chances are our sense of humors are not in sync. Meaning I'll spend all my time wandering around on edge, worried about what will be happening next.

Or.

They actually have a problem with this . . . er, kind of thing. 🤢

Either way. I'm ooooooooout.


(Oh, and the spelling. 😬)
 
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You go for a job interview. Before the interview, you stop in the bathroom and see this sign.

Do you leave immediately and continue your job search? Or do you really want to work there now just because the people seem fun (even if their spelling is appalling)?
I would want to know what is really going on here. It would certainly make me laugh.
The spelling would tell me that management isn’t very on top of things, which could lead to me taking over the place in under a year—so there is opportunity here.

On the other hand, I do need to know why everyone is masturbating so much. And, by the way that’s written, I wonder if it means it’s okay to clock out, masturbate and then clock back in again.

Is this a union job? Is masturbation written into their contract?

So many questions!
 
I would want to know what is really going on here. It would certainly make me laugh.
The spelling would tell me that management isn’t very on top of things, which could lead to me taking over the place in under a year—so there is opportunity here.
*plans ahead*

On the other hand, I do need to know why everyone is masturbating so much.
🤔

And, by the way that’s written, I wonder if it means it’s okay to clock out, masturbate and then clock back in again.
*has legal expertise*

Is this a union job? Is masturbation written into their contract?
Lawsuit?

So many questions!
You seem to have considered all aspects thoroughly. Which leads me to wonder -

Are you job hunting?

:p
 
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You go for a job interview. Before the interview, you stop in the bathroom and see this sign.

Do you leave immediately and continue your job search? Or do you really want to work there now just because the people seem fun (even if their spelling is appalling)?
Dude. Leave immediately. Next week I’m going in five days a week to be on team and zoom meetings with people that I’m sitting next to. There’s going to be relief masturbation from the stupidity of it all.
 
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