Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

@Bry1313 this is how you tag

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wet hair in drains, I just can! When I owned the salon my partner would obliging clean out the traps at the washrooms she didn't have to hear the lovely mix of me crying &,dry heaving. My husband has to take my hair out of our shower drain. I don't know why it's fine to be wet hair if it on my gead,but the moment it detached a d dalls to the ground, it's disgusting and I can't even think about it, let alone touchbit!

Me too. I have to wait until it dries to touch it
Which usually just means hubby takes it out when he showers

 

[LupineOne]

Morning Shenanigang…at this point, I need an IV of espresso

 

[LupineOne]

 

[crazychemgirl]

I turn on the light when it is dark...or off when I want it to be dark.

I hold the door for anybody. Not because you (generic "you") can't, but because I am already here with the door open. I just try not to be a dick. And I never say "oh, here, let me get that for you" when I do it. That is trying to get a positive response. I just don't want to smash the door into your face. That would be rude.

This is exactly it …. I think some men do it and expect a thank you.

I don’t hold a door open (for any gender) and expect a thank you. I’m doing it because it’s the polite thing to do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning Shenanigang…at this point, I need an IV of espresso

You’re so close!!!!


You can do it sexy pants!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Since it’s been awhile:


What is one phrase that gives you chills?

 

[SWR101]

Since it’s been awhile:


What is one phrase that gives you chills?

“Roll initiative”

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Since it’s been awhile:


What is one phrase that gives you chills?

Good chills or bad chills?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good chills or bad chills?

Either or … or both?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Either or … or both?

The cake is super moist. ️

The seat is...moist. ️

 

[Qky75]

 

[MindYaBitness]

Since it’s been awhile:


What is one phrase that gives you chills?

"Your portfolio is outperforming the market"
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[crazychemgirl]

I’m curious about “grow’ers” vs “show’ers”


If you’re a show’er … does that mean you’re constantly walking around with this massive elephant trunk in your pants all the time? Does it get in the way? Do your balls push it forward? And how much bigger does it get when hard?

If you’re a grow’er … are you happy about the transition from mini winky to impressive badonk? Is it like a party trick like those dinosaurs we used to put in water? See how big it can grow? Do you ever wish you were a show”er so you had the initial impress?

 

[BongoGal]

This is exactly it …. I think some men do it and expect a thank you.

Ewww... I had never considered that, but I think you're right. Some people probably do it FOR a thank you.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m curious about “grow’ers” vs “show’ers”


If you’re a show’er … does that mean you’re constantly walking around with this massive elephant trunk in your pants all the time? Does it get in the way? Do your balls push it forward? And how much bigger does it get when hard?

If you’re a grow’er … are you happy about the transition from mini winky to impressive badonk? Is it like a party trick like those dinosaurs we used to put in water? See how big it can grow? Do you ever wish you were a show”er so you had the initial impress?

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[SWR101]

I’m curious about “grow’ers” vs “show’ers”


If you’re a show’er … does that mean you’re constantly walking around with this massive elephant trunk in your pants all the time? Does it get in the way? Do your balls push it forward? And how much bigger does it get when hard?

If you’re a grow’er … are you happy about the transition from mini winky to impressive badonk? Is it like a party trick like those dinosaurs we used to put in water? See how big it can grow? Do you ever wish you were a show”er so you had the initial impress?

Definite grower, and, im less worried about the smaller size, honestly, and it’s nice having it tucked up a little when not in use I suppose.

That said it’s not much of a party trick, though, as im not that large even at full, and most of the time it’s already 2/3 the way there if im going to be showing it to someone.

 

[Qky75]

I’m curious about “grow’ers” vs “show’ers”


If you’re a show’er … does that mean you’re constantly walking around with this massive elephant trunk in your pants all the time? Does it get in the way? Do your balls push it forward? And how much bigger does it get when hard?

If you’re a grow’er … are you happy about the transition from mini winky to impressive badonk? Is it like a party trick like those dinosaurs we used to put in water? See how big it can grow? Do you ever wish you were a show”er so you had the initial impress?

First of all, Fuck this topic at this hour of the day.

Secondly as you may have guessed by the level of bitterness, I'm a "grower". Yes...we obsess about not being the show'ers. Yes we take a moment to wake up the ol turtle to look human before exposure. As for the balls (or TESTICLES as I like to call them) question, they are irrelevant to the grow show ratio. Yes, they always get in the way with the wrong pants or sitting too quickly when they're hanging.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Definite grower, and, im less worried about the smaller size, honestly, and it’s nice having it tucked up a little when not in use I suppose.

That said it’s not much of a party trick, though, as im not that large even at full, and most of the time it’s already 2/3 the way there if im going to be showing it to someone.

.....
"Pocket sized for your comfort and discretion."

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m curious about “grow’ers” vs “show’ers”


If you’re a show’er … does that mean you’re constantly walking around with this massive elephant trunk in your pants all the time? Does it get in the way? Do your balls push it forward? And how much bigger does it get when hard?

If you’re a grow’er … are you happy about the transition from mini winky to impressive badonk? Is it like a party trick like those dinosaurs we used to put in water? See how big it can grow? Do you ever wish you were a show”er so you had the initial impress?

I think the growers have an advantage. They've got a built in trick, like watching one of those crazy inflatable guys in front of car dealerships. Show-ers, you get what you get, and the rest of the time it's just in the way.

 

[Qky75]

Annnnd for all you laughing pointing emoji types....be on the lookout for grower pics coming to a DM near you.

 

[lavendersilk]

Since it’s been awhile:


What is one phrase that gives you chills?

https://voca.ro/14UjkWSxHQxp

 

[MindYaBitness]

First of all, Fuck this topic at this hour of the day.

Secondly as you may have guessed by the level of bitterness, I'm a "grower". Yes...we obsess about not being the show'ers. Yes we take a moment to wake up the ol turtle to look human before exposure. As for the balls (or TESTICLES as I like to call them) question, they are irrelevant to the grow show ratio. Yes, they always get in the way with the wrong pants or sitting too quickly when they're hanging.

Testicle? How juvenile to use the correct name! I like to call them my Stress Balls, because I like to roll them in my hand!

 

[Qky75]

Testicle? How juvenile to use the correct name! I like to call them my Stress Balls, because I like to roll them in my hand!

Depending on the pressure I'm certain you enjoy that more than he does.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Testicle? How juvenile to use the correct name! I like to call them my Stress Balls, because I like to roll them in my hand!

And when you squeeze them, their eyes pop out!