Sex & Shenanigans

I start thinking about you, then I smile, then about how beautiful you are, and then it’s just “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned” instantly.
So that graphic needs to be adjusted to show much more “unholy things” proportionally.

So there isn’t much 😜
I wanna be a bad influence on you 🫦
 
You into what REALLY bothers me … is men doing things for women thinking they are being helpful …

Oh I thought you wanted the light on so I turned it on for you.

No bro … I can turn on my own light. If I wanted light I fucking know how to turn on a light.

I appreciate that men sometimes are like, oh here… I’ll hold the door open for you.

Well maybe I don’t fucking WANT YOU TO! … I hold doors open all the time for men and women …. But for some reason occasionally men holding a door open for me seems to be patronizing.

Uggg.

/night rant.
 
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You into what REALLY bothers me … is men doing things for women thinking they are being helpful …

Oh I thought you wanted the light on so I turned it on for you.

No bro … I can turn on my own light. If I wanted light I fucking know how to turn on a light.

I appreciate that men sometimes are like, oh here… I’ll hold the door open for you.

Well maybe I don’t fucking WANT YOU TO! … I hold doors open all the time for men and women …. But for some reason occasionally men holding a door open for me seems to patronizing.

Uggg.

/night rant.
Which is why I stopped... only to be bitched at about how manners are dead....damned if you do damned if you don't. 🤷
 
You into what REALLY bothers me … is men doing things for women thinking they are being helpful …

Oh I thought you wanted the light on so I turned it on for you.

No bro … I can turn on my own light. If I wanted light I fucking know how to turn on a light.

I appreciate that men sometimes are like, oh here… I’ll hold the door open for you.

Well maybe I don’t fucking WANT YOU TO! … I hold doors open all the time for men and women …. But for some reason occasionally men holding a door open for me seems to patronizing.

Uggg.

/night rant.
 
You into what REALLY bothers me … is men doing things for women thinking they are being helpful …

Oh I thought you wanted the light on so I turned it on for you.

No bro … I can turn on my own light. If I wanted light I fucking know how to turn on a light.

I appreciate that men sometimes are like, oh here… I’ll hold the door open for you.

Well maybe I don’t fucking WANT YOU TO! … I hold doors open all the time for men and women …. But for some reason occasionally men holding a door open for me seems to patronizing.

Uggg.

/night rant.
I turn on the light when it is dark...or off when I want it to be dark.

I hold the door for anybody. Not because you (generic "you") can't, but because I am already here with the door open. I just try not to be a dick. And I never say "oh, here, let me get that for you" when I do it. That is trying to get a positive response. I just don't want to smash the door into your face. That would be rude.
 
Wet hair in drains, I just can't! When I owned the salon my partner would obliging clean out the traps at the washrooms just so she didn't have to hear the lovely mix of me crying & dry heaving. My husband has to take my hair out of our shower drain. I don't know why it's fine to be wet hair if it on my head, but the moment it detached and falls to the ground, it's disgusting and I can't even think about it, let alone touch it!
 
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