Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

Morning sexy fucking fuckers

 

[MrMakersMark]

My girl needs both hands. (And she’s also a beatbox master)

Took me a minute to find it.
One of the funniest SNL skits ever.

 

[Qky75]

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[dawn_of_night]

When your boss texts you if you are around (unknowingly to meet the new interview candidate) but you can only respond with "be right there" and edit out (I'm on the shitter)

Hope you washed your hands ....
Even you have a welcoming face for new bait....

 

[dawn_of_night]

My girl needs both hands. (And she’s also a beatbox master)

@__Nathan1968 !

Hiya.
Good to see you!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

How big is that dick that she needs two hands...

Wait, she's not beatboxing?

 

[Apisto42]

How big is that dick that she needs two hands...

I don’t understand the question. Looks normal to me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Mrtenant]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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You, sir, are a lifesaver.

 

[Wand3rlust]

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#justsayin

 

[MrMakersMark]

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#justsayin

Mistake my ass.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mistake my ass.

...for a sea worm?...

 

[MrMakersMark]

...for a sea worm?...

If you are out there swimming with out your fella put away, it IS a sea worm.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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#justsayin

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mistake my ass.

...for a sea worm?...

I am not sure you know what a worm looks like...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am not sure you know what a worm looks like...

It looks like a Singaporean penis. Or @MrMakersMark 's arse.

 

[MrMakersMark]

It looks like a Singaporean penis. Or @MrMakersMark 's arse.

Hey!

 

[Qky75]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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He talked to me, but I told him it was way too much pressure and threatened to light him on fire. He took it well, all things considered.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You two are absolutely amazing some days....

 

[BrendaBear]

He talked to me, but I told him it was way too much pressure and threatened to light him on fire. He took it well, all things considered.

Wow... you are like... @Fiestykitten 's soul twin or something.... cool!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My girl needs both hands. (And she’s also a beatbox master)

I don’t understand the question. Looks normal to me.