Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Drinkmein]

I have money. I just bought 2 dz eggs.

 

[cowboyup6977]

I have chickens and a big cock

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Are your good looks giving my that warm feeling in my tummy or is it just cystitis?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Are your good looks giving my that warm feeling in my tummy or is it just cystitis?

You're so hot, I'm sure you could make anyone burn when they pee.

 

[Bassytian]

I'm a former custodian (which is actually true), want to hear about how I killed "Brown Godzilla" with only a gardening spade?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I'm a former custodian (which is actually true), want to hear about how I killed "Brown Godzilla" with only a gardening spade?

I guess I can figure out how to be a monkey and throw poo for you….

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I guess I can figure out how to be a monkey and throw poo for you….

I’d like to feed you a banana

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’d like to feed you a banana

Here, let me peel it for you

 

[cowboyup6977]

Sure you can handle it
It’s awfully hot

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hey baby, I'd love to fill your fire pit

Me too because my coal smolders for you

 

[cowboyup6977]

We’re both so hot
Can he handle two

 

[Lmizzler]

Me too because my coal smolders for you

I have a hose for that fire.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have a hose for that fire.

I love drinking from a hose, can I drink from yours?

 

[cowboyup6977]

Or squirt on the fire

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Or squirt on the fire

Your hat is nice.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hey I speak English… well somewhat… want to bone?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Hey I speak English… well somewhat… want to bone?

Merci, not on the first meeting

 

[Fiestykitten]

We can have a “meeting” anytime

 

[Divindisguise]

Hi there, I know this is a random way to start an interaction, but.. wanna have sex in public?

 

[MrMakersMark]

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[cactusjack0584]

Just bought a new Lego set…

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Just bought a new Lego set…

But that’s real flirting not incompetent flirting! Unless Lego is a secret code word I don’t know about?

 

[LostHorizon]

But that’s real flirting not incompetent flirting! Unless Lego is a secret code word I don’t know about?

Wanna help me pick out my anti itch cream?

How’s that for incompetent flirting?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’ll help you apply that cream!

 

[Apisto42]

Um, hey, yeah, like I had a cat once.