Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Are you saying you want to ram her?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh yeah, fries. Right.

Hush you lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

They didn't seem that baaaad

 

[MrMakersMark]

Are you saying you want to ram her?

I will ram her puns like there is no tomorrow.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you saying you want to ram her?

 

[Wand3rlust]

*narrows eyes*

 

[UnquietDreams]

If i can ram another pun in, ima gonna do it..

I was trying to think of one, but I've got mutton.

 

[vagrantx]

5 Guys burgers do indeed get messy. But sweet lord almighty is it delish. And they don't skimp on the fries either. Like to a cartoonish degree. I've often had to eat through the bag fries to get to the burger. Not a complaint btw.

We don't have 5 guys or in n' out... From the fast food chains, we only have burger king and McD's. Also a swedish chain called Max.

But in recent years we've had a surge of craft burger places pop up! You know the ones - fancy beers and the bartenders all have waxed beards. And holy shit do they know how to make burgers...

Jack's Burgers

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/660c171cb7f65a5ae80a8493/125af812-da1d-4d40-8909-cde06eb14e89/eiliv-aceron-mwbjyRUTlIQ-unsplash.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

We don't have 5 guys or in n' out... From the fast food chains, we only have burger king and McD's. Also a swedish chain called Max.

But in recent years we've had a surge of craft burger places pop up! You know the ones - fancy beers and the bartenders all have waxed beards. And holy shit do they know how to make burgers...

Jack's Burgers

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/660c171cb7f65a5ae80a8493/125af812-da1d-4d40-8909-cde06eb14e89/eiliv-aceron-mwbjyRUTlIQ-unsplash.jpg

Craft burgers > chain burgers

 

[cactusjack0584]

I was trying to think of one, but I've got mutton.

I had another but I can’t post it… I’m afraid of getting lambasted…

 

[vagrantx]

Craft burgers > chain burgers

Without exception!! ...except it's expensive. Worth it though!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can meet you in Seattle as well...

Five guys would be too many dicks for me though. Although I do love it Cajun style

 

[MrMakersMark]

I had another but I can’t post it… I’m afraid of getting lambasted…

Never stopped me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Five guys would be too many dicks for me though. Although I do love it Cajun style

I’ll lend an extra hand if you need it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

*narrows eyes*

*Knees grow weak*

 

[MrMakersMark]

Five guys would be too many dicks for me though. Although I do love it Cajun style

Tf' is cajun style?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had another but I can’t post it… I’m afraid of getting lambasted…

I would have shorn I heard that one before.

 

[crazychemgirl]

God fucking damnit now I want burgers.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’ll lend an extra hand if you need it.

Mhm..

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tf' is cajun style?

It involves hot sauce and an alligator.

 

[MrMakersMark]

It involves hot sauce and an alligator.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It involves hot sauce and an alligator.

Not sure if you’re joking but alligator with hot sauce is fucking delicious!!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

God fucking damnit now I want burgers.

Burgers are great but I haven't had bread since Christmas.

This was today.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not sure if you’re joking but alligator with hot sauce is fucking delicious!!!

There is a place in Portland that does mac and cheese with alligator. Really good. I would offer to take @Wand3rlust there...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Tf' is cajun style?

https://giphy.com/gifs/XmtiPw0mRxpte

I looked for like one whole minute for a finger catfish noodling gif but couldn't find a good one. So you get this.

But really it's fried with Cajun seasoning