Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Can you meet me in St Loius?

You? Absolutely.

Or come to Portland and I can take you to Five Guys.

 

[MrMakersMark]

 

[cactusjack0584]

Out of the blue!

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[Wand3rlust]

You? Absolutely.

Or come to Portland and I can take you to Five Guys.

I know what Five Guys is.. we have it here...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know what Five Guys is.. we have it here...

Excellent. Then come to Portland and I will take you wherever you want to go.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know what Five Guys is.. we have it here...

Do you have curry as an option on the burger? Because that might be awesome.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Excellent. Then come to Portland and I will take you wherever you want to go.

I'm choosing to not go to the US. For reasons. Not that I was planning to go anyway.

I'm heading to Canada soon. But I think I'm going the other side to you. You lot live so far away.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Excellent. Then come to Portland and I will take you wherever you want to go.

Either that’s really sweet… or a euphemism.. which is also kind of sweet in a way I guess

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm choosing to not go to the US. For reasons. Not that I was planning to go anyway.

I'm heading to Canada soon. But I think I'm going the other side to you. You lot live so far away.

Sooooo...come to this side. I would meet you in Canada as well. We can try to find a Five Guys. Or Dicks. Or Timmy's.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Either that’s really sweet… or a euphemism.. which is also kind of sweet in a way I guess

Read my tag. I am an innocent lamb.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Read my tag. I am an innocent lamb.

Have you ever met a lamb? They are dicks? They will try and eat your shirt and bite you…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you ever met a lamb? They are dicks? They will try and eat your shirt and bite you…

Well, turn about is fair play, I suppose. It must be the mint jelly I have when I meet them.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well, turn about is fair play, I suppose. It must be the mint jelly I have when I meet them.

Or you’ve somehow become their leader…
Maybe they think you’re like the king or something…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Or you’ve somehow become their leader…
Maybe they think you’re like the king or something…

Now if I could only get them to drive better...

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[cactusjack0584]

Now if I could only get them to drive better...

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Ewe you really should teach them better.

 

[crazychemgirl]

5 Guys burgers do indeed get messy. But sweet lord almighty is it delish. And they don't skimp on the fries either. Like to a cartoonish degree. I've often had to eat through the bag fries to get to the burger. Not a complaint btw.

They give me WAY more than I can reasonably fit into my mouth.


Fries.


I mean fries yall.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ewe you really should teach them better.

They didn't seem that baaaad

 

[crazychemgirl]

They didn't seem that baaaad

Don’t encourage their baaaaaaaa’d puns.

 

[cactusjack0584]

They didn't seem that baaaad

You weren’t sheepish about that response at all, I’m sure.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

They give me WAY more than I can reasonably fit into my mouth.

Fries.


I mean fries yall.

Oh yeah, fries. Right.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You weren’t sheepish about that response at all, I’m sure.

If i can ram another pun in, ima gonna do it..

 

[cactusjack0584]

If i can ram another pun in, ima gonna do it..

Don’t bleat around the bush, say it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[MrMakersMark]

They give me WAY more than I can reasonably fit into my mouth.


Fries.


I mean fries yall.

 

[MrMakersMark]

If i can ram another pun in, ima gonna do it..