Are you trying to imply something here?I'm sorry to hear that.
The last person to try that got their balls burnt off. You should be okay though. And we can put some kind of anti-pyromaniac guard system in place for you, as well, I think
On top? Of the fridge?I don't really know what "Elf on a Shelf" is.. but obviously I am guessing it's a thing to put an elf toy... on a shelf? And that's ... a thing?
So Peter said he's "remarkably well endowed" which got me thinking.... you know me, always up on the latest thing(yeah, never have been)....
If I stick one of my dildo's on top of the refrigerator, can I call it "Willy on the Chilly"?
anyone that refuses, I will sick @Fiestykitten, @HollyS or @BrendaBear on, depending which one you fear more for punishments or sneak attacks 
So you’re saying you think about me in the mornings huh?
Ofc my sweet and gross baboon, your smell permeates the air... kind of hard not too
*beckons you toward me*
Gooooood songFor some reason... this song struck me as quite appropriate here, today...
Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man
and the lyrics are 
and the title is perfect for today 
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYjRlZmQza3IydGdtbTRvZjZjYXo4bWJnODdmbXl4anBxM2J1ZnlqbSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT/giphy.gifAlright Brat House, I almost completely forgot today is a very important day (yesterday for @NewStartQueen, but she will be included dammit!). Today is...
Galentine's Day!!!
(Thank you @MidwestPrincess23 for the reminder!)
So, today, we are celebrating our friendships with the ladies of Lit
Today, we accept offerings of compliments, massages, dances, treats, wine (or preferred drinks), soft blankets, poetry, and zero moments that induce eye rolling (that one's a tall order, I know, but we already established a punishment system) and anything else your creative brains think of
To all my girls
A 3 finger salute.
pretty sure thats her two middle fingers and her dick
https://media1.tenor.com/m/9UPtWG_-NiUAAAAd/i-am-worried-about-you-love-quinn.gifpretty sure thats her two middle fingers and her dick
I told you guys the other day, and I specifically checked just to make sure I was accurate... I don't have a wiener...pretty sure thats her two middle fingers and her dick
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc2wzZGd3eHF3bHM2aHZseG9tYjk4YWw1NXpnZ3VyeWZ5bWFoeDh6MCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/RkFBX1LOwn4ZN6a0LY/giphy.gif
You should be, I'm about to set him and all his shit on fire... I'm cold I could use something to warm me up
OMG! That cracked me up soooo much!!!
Yes, I had to make sure.... weird shit happens!
