Hornymwtxn
Good natured fellow
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I'm so happy to see you in the Brat House. I was hoping you were lurking around here... posting is even better.I more than wished for my workplace to burn down around me many times at my last place of employment!!
I am quite honored to be able to lurk in the Brat House!!I'm so happy to see you in the Brat House. I was hoping you were lurking around here... posting is even better.![]()
Just like you to always notice a "Peter" when it's out and aboutWell he's remarkably well endowed, that's all I've got to say!
I don't really know what "Elf on a Shelf" is.. but obviously I am guessing it's a thing to put an elf toy... on a shelf? And that's ... a thing?Well he's remarkably well endowed, that's all I've got to say!
@CX726577 I don't know you, and this may be crazy but... I can't believe I just got a like for my damn gif. It has fire in it which means, it's amazing! How dare you come at me like that! Can't believe people anymore. You want your workplace to just burn down around you and they give you a like...
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Honey, shhhh! Don't get her riled up! She giggled and ran away! That's good!WhadidIsay?!
I'm sorry you aren't feeling right... but we have lots of cozy blankets and extra pillows for you to lay on.Thank you for the invite to the pillow fight @Chloe_Harpermade me smile to see in my notifications.
I’ve been woefully under the weather for the last couple weeks so I don’t think I’ve got the fight in me. But I’ll curl up in a cozy blanket in the corner and watchif that’s okay with you
Girl, of course!!! We have a whole corner that is a giant couch covered in the softest, fluffiest blankets! You just curl up and get yourself betterThank you for the invite to the pillow fight @Chloe_Harpermade me smile to see in my notifications.
I’ve been woefully under the weather for the last couple weeks so I don’t think I’ve got the fight in me. But I’ll curl up in a cozy blanket in the corner and watchif that’s okay with you
Your poor little horny babies. Keeping them inside is probably best. I wish I had something more than sympathy to give you and your kittensOne of my fur babies is again, wondering around the house, telling me over and over it Catonese "Mama, I need some kitty dick!!!"
I feel so bad for her! But I'm going to keep them inside the house until this has passed.
I'm sorry you aren't feeling right... but we have lots of cozy blankets and extra pillows for you to lay on.![]()
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Seriously though, feel better![]()
If Ghost Rider is a burning skeleton he doesn't have a, you know, bone down there...I don't really know what "Elf on a Shelf" is.. but obviously I am guessing it's a thing to put an elf toy... on a shelf? And that's ... a thing?
So Peter said he's "remarkably well endowed" which got me thinking.... you know me, always up on the latest thing(yeah, never have been)....
If I stick one of my dildo's on top of the refrigerator, can I call it "Willy on the Chilly"?
I'm just being grouchy
She doesn't have balls.I'm sorry to hear that.
The last person to try that got their balls burnt off. You should be okay though. And we can put some kind of anti-pyromaniac guard system in place for you, as well, I think![]()
Well... that's never happened before...I'm just being grouchy
I don’t have balls but I’m, uhhhh, quite fond of my other partsThe last person to try that got their balls burnt off. You should be okay though. And we can put some kind of anti-pyromaniac guard system in place for you, as well, I think![]()
Well... that's never happened before...
*** giggling as I trot away ***
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I gotchu girlI don’t have balls but I’m, uhhhh, quite fond of my other parts
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I'm so glad you clarified this, right before the end there... i thought you were going to hump the refrigerator or somethingAnd I'll make your refrigerator have to work overtime as well, from the heat!