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@CX726577 I don't know you, and this may be crazy but... I can't believe I just got a like for my damn gif. It has fire in it which means, it's amazing! How dare you come at me like that! Can't believe people anymore. You want your workplace to just burn down around you and they give you a like...
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Some people have Elf on a Shelf. I have:

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Well he's remarkably well endowed, that's all I've got to say!
I don't really know what "Elf on a Shelf" is.. but obviously I am guessing it's a thing to put an elf toy... on a shelf? And that's ... a thing?

So Peter said he's "remarkably well endowed" which got me thinking.... you know me, always up on the latest thing :rolleyes: (yeah, never have been)....

If I stick one of my dildo's on top of the refrigerator, can I call it "Willy on the Chilly"?
 
@CX726577 I don't know you, and this may be crazy but... I can't believe I just got a like for my damn gif. It has fire in it which means, it's amazing! How dare you come at me like that! Can't believe people anymore. You want your workplace to just burn down around you and they give you a like...
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.e6d10e214fe6db04e7651e0a7df4faf2?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fimages%2fe6d10e214fe6db04e7651e0a7df4faf2%2ftenor.gif&ehk=74fmQpiTTr4PUk%2fuiysHUH%2fgY6MFPhOWQekJIOOT9V4%3d
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Thank you for the invite to the pillow fight @Chloe_Harper 🥰 made me smile to see in my notifications.

I’ve been woefully under the weather for the last couple weeks so I don’t think I’ve got the fight in me. But I’ll curl up in a cozy blanket in the corner and watch 👀 if that’s okay with you
I'm sorry you aren't feeling right... but we have lots of cozy blankets and extra pillows for you to lay on. 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰
 
Thank you for the invite to the pillow fight @Chloe_Harper 🥰 made me smile to see in my notifications.

I’ve been woefully under the weather for the last couple weeks so I don’t think I’ve got the fight in me. But I’ll curl up in a cozy blanket in the corner and watch 👀 if that’s okay with you
Girl, of course!!! We have a whole corner that is a giant couch covered in the softest, fluffiest blankets! You just curl up and get yourself better ❤️ don't worry, there will always be more pillow fights!

Seriously though, feel better 🫂
 
One of my fur babies is again, wondering around the house, telling me over and over it Catonese "Mama, I need some kitty dick!!!"

I feel so bad for her! But I'm going to keep them inside the house until this has passed.
Your poor little horny babies. Keeping them inside is probably best. I wish I had something more than sympathy to give you and your kittens ❤️🫂
 
I'm sorry you aren't feeling right... but we have lots of cozy blankets and extra pillows for you to lay on. 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰
Girl, of course!!! We have a whole corner that is a giant couch covered in the softest, fluffiest blankets! You just curl up and get yourself better ❤️ don't worry, there will always be more pillow fights!

Seriously though, feel better 🫂
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I don't really know what "Elf on a Shelf" is.. but obviously I am guessing it's a thing to put an elf toy... on a shelf? And that's ... a thing?

So Peter said he's "remarkably well endowed" which got me thinking.... you know me, always up on the latest thing :rolleyes: (yeah, never have been)....

If I stick one of my dildo's on top of the refrigerator, can I call it "Willy on the Chilly"?
If Ghost Rider is a burning skeleton he doesn't have a, you know, bone down there...

I'm just being grouchy
 
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