Sex & Shenanigans

[MisterAlice]

The punchline that eloquently sticks the landing to make the point > the setup

 

[vagrantx]

Kindly leave me any Xanax, coffee, and dad jokes you might have.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh sure. You let me do the setup and then stroke his punchline.

The punchline is always the glory move.


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[MrMakersMark]

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My only question is, why has this never occurred to me?

Bonus perk, I couldn't be found until someone squeezed the tube.

 

[MisterAlice]

It would be hard to fit your entire body inside the toothpaste tube, so maybe just grind up a toe or two or a chunk of your flesh and squeeze it up into the tube? That'll surprise your friend!

 

[Bry1313]

Yes cause jackets don't go over your head to put on and sweaters do... Like that mr Rogers jacket you wear, jacket. If the front was closed up and you had to put it over your head to out on, sweater

Cardigans are not jackets.

Here are two examples of cardigans (buttons work too)

Example 1 - Definitely a non-jacket sweater


https://media1.tenor.com/m/-iZrgTCm4CcAAAAC/kevinmcgarry-mcgarries.gif


Example 2 of Cardigans (also not a jacket)

 

[Qky75]

Cardigans are not jackets.

Here are two examples of cardigans (buttons work too)

Example 1 - Definitely a non-jacket sweater


https://media1.tenor.com/m/-iZrgTCm4CcAAAAC/kevinmcgarry-mcgarries.gif


Example 2 of Cardigans (also not a jacket)

Checks sex site.....ok.

 

[Bry1313]

Checks sex site.....ok.

Between life status of viruses and clothing updates, I’m bringing all the sexy to this site.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Between life status of viruses and clothing updates, I’m bringing all the sexy to this site.

We literally just talked about how to puree' a human to hide inside a tube of Crest.

But it was for a good reason.

So...yeah...still sexy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cardigans are not jackets.

Here are two examples of cardigans (buttons work too)

Example 1 - Definitely a non-jacket sweater


https://media1.tenor.com/m/-iZrgTCm4CcAAAAC/kevinmcgarry-mcgarries.gif

I call this a cardigan too. But a cardigan is a subset of jackets cause it's outerwear that is open in the middle.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Between life status of viruses and clothing updates, I’m bringing all the sexy to this site.

That got me ready for lunch.

 

[Bry1313]

I call this a cardigan too. But a cardigan is a subset of jackets cause it's outerwear that is open in the middle.

Cardigans could be worn under a coat/jacket for particularly cold days

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Cardigans could be worn under a coat/jacket for particularly cold days

Correct! Because often in cold weather areas, a cardigan is part of the whole outfit that is worn throughout the day. The jacket is worn outside to get from point A to point B
To me a cardigan is a piece of clothing
a jacket is outerwear

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cardigans could be worn under a coat/jacket for particularly cold days

Correct! Because often in cold weather areas, a cardigan is part of the whole outfit that is worn throughout the day. The jacket is worn outside to get from point A to point B
To me a cardigan is a piece of clothing
a jacket is outerwear

Cardigan is the thin jacket and whatever suit of armer you guys need to dawn to survive outside in Minnesota is the thick jacket

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I also wonder if it matters if you're wearing a cardigan while this happens...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I also wonder if it matters if you're wearing a cardigan while this happens...

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So what’s the answer?

It’s D isn’t it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We literally just talked about how to puree' a human to hide inside a tube of Crest.

But it was for a good reason.

So...yeah...still sexy.

Excuse me what?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

So what’s the answer?

It’s D isn’t it.

D would be funnier... but it's A

Tokyo Drift...
but - it has a second name... it's also known as ricochet pregnancy

 

[MrMakersMark]

Excuse me what?

We got jiggy with the idea for about 1.5 posts.
Little quorum, if you will.
I think we concluded I was sexy enough without dropping a toe into the Ninja Foodie.
But we all wanted to squeeze the tube to help a friend.

Then we had a top of the hour break and when we came back, we just stared at each other.

 

[Qky75]

We got jiggy with the idea for about 1.5 posts.
Little quorum, if you will.
I think we concluded I was sexy enough without dropping a toe into the Ninja Foodie.
But we all wanted to squeeze the tube to help a friend.

Then we had a top of the hour break and when we came back, we just stared at each other.

You crossed a very unspoken line...the line of carnal knowledge regarding the people you interact with...knowing y'all are sick homicidal lunatics. It happens to me more than I care to admit.

 

[MrMakersMark]

You crossed a very unspoken line...the line of carnal knowledge regarding the people you interact with...knowing y'all are sick homicidal lunatics. It happens to me more than I care to admit.

I'm like, Rick J.
Habitual line stepper.

Cooolllddd Blooodded.

 

[MisterAlice]

We literally just talked about how to puree' a human to hide inside a tube of Crest.

But it was for a good reason.

So...yeah...still sexy.

Don't waste that waist! Show her you really love her on VD by surprising her with 100 grams of your macerated adipose tissue as she goes to brush her teeth before bed!

 

[LostHorizon]

I also wonder if it matters if you're wearing a cardigan while this happens...

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Is this a coding question?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Don't waste that waist! Show her you really love her on VD by surprising her with 100 grams of your macerated adipose tissue as she goes to brush her teeth before bed!

 

[LupineOne]