Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hi baby. I thought you were asleep

Almost there.

 

[LostHorizon]

The dick pic thread has given me Excel PTSD

You mean you’re not going to do that again… ever?

What am I going to do with all my creative dick pics I’ve been saving for the next contest?

 

[__Nathan1968]

The dick pic thread has given me Excel PTSD

You’re lucky you only got PTSD. Some of those dicks could give you an STD.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Okay to be honest I didn't understand the first goldbum pic bc I didn't recognize you without your face.

Show CCG your face so she can agree that I'm right

I did because she called me a lying liar who lies.
I couldn't physical harm her, as these internets create safe distance for her.

So I did the next best thing I could to cause harm and dropped my mug in this thread.

Everyone ran.

Next thing you know the whole room was talking about pee.

 

[LostHorizon]

You’re lucky you only got PTSD. Some of those dicks could give you an STD.

That would be interesting. Getting an STD from a pic.

That would certainly change up the antic that happen on this site.

 

[__Nathan1968]

That would be interesting. Getting an STD from a pic.

That would certainly change up the antic that happen on this site.

I’m not saying it’s likely, however there are some pics posted by certain lit ladies that have given me an erection that lasted more than 4 hours, so anything is possible.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You mean you’re not going to do that again… ever?

What am I going to do with all my creative dick pics I’ve been saving for the next contest?

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[Qky75]

Ahem.

No worries. I'm paying attention. I'm ALWAYS paying attention

 

[BrendaBear]

No worries. I'm paying attention. I'm ALWAYS paying attention

...and paying fines for parking in that no parking zone across the street...

 

[Apisto42]

Good. It will be important for us to get along and understand each other's language when I'm also married to you in Canada...

Ahem.

So… I’ve recently become interested in poly marriage…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I am lost and I don’t have the energy to catch up. I’m just gonna curl up in the corner like a Kitty croissant, get back to my nap and soak up the shenanigans by proximity. Carry on

 

[__Nathan1968]

3 nights, 3 ramen creations.

Tonight’s final installment is pork broth, pork belly, shiitake, and sweet tea brined eggs.

 

[SWR101]

I am lost and I don’t have the energy to catch up. I’m just gonna curl up in the corner like a Kitty croissant, get back to my nap and soak up the shenanigans by proximity. Carry on
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Thats too f-ing adorable a pic and a mental image

 

[SWR101]

For my FF peeps on V Day this week

 

[LupineOne]

I am lost and I don’t have the energy to catch up. I’m just gonna curl up in the corner like a Kitty croissant, get back to my nap and soak up the shenanigans by proximity. Carry on
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[MidwestPrincess23]

You mean you’re not going to do that again… ever?

What am I going to do with all my creative dick pics I’ve been saving for the next contest?

No.... NEVER again
It was a great idea in theory... most didn't understand the creative piece

my inbox is (sometimes) open

 

[Bry1313]

Why not

These are all jackets
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None of those overlap with sweaters

 

[BrendaBear]

None of those overlap with sweaters

I had a really busy day, and didn’t see everything going on… but…

Do you have a sweater fetish @Bry1313 ?

*** giggling away, as I sneak out the back door assuming I missed some thread of crazy talk ***

 

[Bry1313]

Fitting dessert after this chicken tender I cooked at work.

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That wasn’t a tender. That’s fried poop

 

[__Nathan1968]

That wasn’t a tender. That’s fried poop

Are all of your poops forked?

 

[Bry1313]

If "life always finds a way" Do viruses count as life? I mean sure yeah the fungi and yeasts but...

Yes/no to viruses as life. They are only replicating RNA, so since they can’t self replicate on their own or do other biological functions, technically they are nonliving (I’m doing this sex site stuff perfect, right?

 

[Bry1313]

Are all of your poops forked?

None of them are, why are you forking poop?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m not sure salad hands is an expert at chicken tenders OR solid poops.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Yes/no to viruses as life. They are only replicating RNA, so since they can’t self replicate on their own or do other biological functions, technically they are nonliving (I’m doing this sex site stuff perfect, right?

Nonliving, but they make life miserable

 

[Bry1313]

I’m not sure salad hands is an expert at chicken tenders OR solid poops.

That’s Salad Fingers,


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