Sex & Shenanigans

[TXRafe]

Would a peek at my pussy make you feel better?
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[Deleted member 6592667]

Would a peek at my pussy make you feel better?
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Okay that kinda helps, thank you

 

[MindYaBitness]

Okay that kinda helps, thank you

You're welcome, I love to be helpful

 

[__Nathan1968]

I've made a dick cake before...

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Fitting dessert after this chicken tender I cooked at work.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Included in the ‘better than sex’ tender dinner.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Or perhaps the ‘Love Me Tender dinner for one’

 

[LostHorizon]

Once upon a teenage job, I had to put new pucks in the urinals

I've seen the urinals w/targets, etc. But, um, I dint know if you know this, but most ladies don't pee standing up, so no evidence, pictorial or otherwise, will be forthcoming

Once upon a couple teenage jobs I had to clean the ladies restrooms. One place was a campsite, the other places were bars.

I challenge your claim that women don’t pee standing up. That’s a myth they want us men to believe. There are plenty of ladies out there who can hit those bullseyes!

EDIT: And many more who try but don’t come close!

 

[vagrantx]

Fitting dessert after this chicken tender I cooked at work.

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This would go great on reddit.com/r/shitfromabutt/
Nothing but poopesque foodstuffs

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yooooooo … I just had to share. I left work today after spending 2 hours on a troubling excel formula and I FIGURED IT OUT BEFORE I LEFT … I feel like a fucking rockstar.

 

[LostHorizon]

Yooooooo … I just had to share. I left work today after spending 2 hours on a troubling excel formula and I FIGURED IT OUT BEFORE I LEFT … I feel like a fucking rockstar.

You are a fucking rockstar CCG!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Yooooooo … I just had to share. I left work today after spending 2 hours on a troubling excel formula and I FIGURED IT OUT BEFORE I LEFT … I feel like a fucking rockstar.

I dont know how people with real jobs deal with that shit and life. What do you just drink and do tons of blow?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yooooooo … I just had to share. I left work today after spending 2 hours on a troubling excel formula and I FIGURED IT OUT BEFORE I LEFT … I feel like a fucking rockstar.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yooooooo … I just had to share. I left work today after spending 2 hours on a troubling excel formula and I FIGURED IT OUT BEFORE I LEFT … I feel like a fucking rockstar.

The dick pic thread has given me Excel PTSD

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I had a pretty easy day at my fake job and I am on drink number 6 already so what do I know.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The dick pic thread has given me Excel PTSD

 

[MrMakersMark]

The dick pic thread has given me Excel PTSD

Not going there.

Dont want that particular dicksorder.

Besides I get enough cock sent to my DMs.

Fucking animals.

 

[MissLabelled]

Yooooooo … I just had to share. I left work today after spending 2 hours on a troubling excel formula and I FIGURED IT OUT BEFORE I LEFT … I feel like a fucking rockstar.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

If "life always finds a way" Do viruses count as life? I mean sure yeah the fungi and yeasts but...

It just depends on your definition of "life," which no one can really agree on. Viruses are some form of biological replicator when inside a host.

This information probably cost my parents $8k for me to learn. Yay failed microbiology major

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why are you wrong about what everything is called? Jackets aren’t made of wool and knitted.

Why not

These are all jackets

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What if it’s one of those 1/4 zip sweaters?

Sweater with accessory zipper for looks or for people with giant heads

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s what hubby says too … lol

Good. It will be important for us to get along and understand each other's language when I'm also married to you in Canada...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Good. It will be important for us to get along and understand each other's language when I'm also married to you in Canada...

Ahem.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is that so?
Well....Just so happens I was recently told, on this very server I'd add, that I bear some resemblance to Jeff Goldbloom.

I don't, really. I think my expression just gave the impression I was being chased by large prehistoric lizards, and a connection was made.

But that's neither here nor there.
For the above stated ..ummm..application....
ummmm..

Okay to be honest I didn't understand the first goldbum pic bc I didn't recognize you without your face.

Show CCG your face so she can agree that I'm right

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ahem.

Hi baby. I thought you were asleep

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hi baby. I thought you were asleep

Almost there.