Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

Oh I’d bang him 100%


Orgy with the 3 main adults in Jurassic Park? Yes please.

Is that so?
Well....Just so happens I was recently told, on this very server I'd add, that I bear some resemblance to Jeff Goldbloom.

I don't, really. I think my expression just gave the impression I was being chased by large prehistoric lizards, and a connection was made.

But that's neither here nor there.
For the above stated ..ummm..application....
ummmm..

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I thought we'd already agreed to go Brenda's house in Vegas

I'd be happy to cater... and I'd make sure to have cheesy tatoes!

 

[Sammysub07]

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Damn!! I feel attacked! Fucking allergies!! You know what?! Just keep the damn Epi on standby!! Who likes a condom?! Not I

Ok … so if an asteroid hits earth in December 2032 ….

We’ll obviously know months ahead if it’s going to hit us ….

Who’s hosting the Asteroid Apocalypse & Lit Orgy Party in 2032 ..?

Who else is renting a big ass greyhound bus with me? We’ll road trip them from the East coast and pick everyone up along the way to @BrendaBear

I thought we'd already agreed to go Brenda's house in Vegas

Ohh it’s going down!!!

 

[Qky75]

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If you have to wear a dental dam maybe you should consider other avenues to pleasure.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Who else is renting a big ass greyhound bus with me? We’ll road trip them from the East coast and pick everyone up along the way to @BrendaBear

Yes please! I'll hold out my thumb... you'll know it's me!

 

[Sammysub07]

Yes please! I'll hold out my thumb... you'll know it's me!

Could never miss you! Haha

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that so?
Well....Just so happens I was recently told, on this very server I'd add, that I bear some resemblance to Jeff Goldbloom.

I don't, really. I think my expression just gave the impression I was being chased by large prehistoric lizards, and a connection was made.

But that's neither here nor there.
For the above stated ..ummm..application....
ummmm..

So where’s your pic for proof?

 

[vagrantx]

Orgy with the 3 main adults in Jurassic Park? Yes please.

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[MrMakersMark]

So where’s your pic for proof?

It was in the Face ...thread...thingy yesterday.

Hold on, I'll fetch it.

....

Here ya go.

 

[Bry1313]

A sweater with a zipper is a jacket though

Why are you wrong about what everything is called? Jackets aren’t made of wool and knitted.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is how good I am at flirting
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I can't believe you're engaged in such obviously false self deprecation. Right in front of my rack, too!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It was in the Face ...thread...thingy yesterday.

Hold on, I'll fetch it.

....

Here ya go.

You’re a lying liar that lies.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why are you wrong about what everything is called? Jackets aren’t made of wool and knitted.

In Canada they are.

 

[MrMakersMark]

You’re a lying liar that lies.

TF you just call me?

 

[LostHorizon]

Having a variety of dipping sauces is like my love language

Is that what it takes to get your motor running?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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TF you just call me?

Well hello there

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that what it takes to get your motor running?

I mean, occasionally

 

[MissLabelled]

 

[MrMakersMark]

Well hello there

And it's my lips that are ticklish.

Not funny, so stop laughing.
If hair hits them I grit teeth so as not to headbutt.

But I will likely thrash and sputter and almost die.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And it's my lips that are ticklish.

Not funny, so stop laughing.
If hair hits them I grit teeth so as not to headbutt.

Interesting… so light feather touch kisses are NOT on your sexy list.

 

[LostHorizon]

I mean, occasionally

I have quite a collection of dipping sauces…

I mean if you’re interested

 

[MissLabelled]

Interesting… so light feather touch kisses are NOT on your sexy list.

Pssh, never mind him, lost cause. Give those to me!

 

[Qky75]

You mean STIs find a way?

If "life always finds a way" Do viruses count as life? I mean sure yeah the fungi and yeasts but...

 

[Qky75]

In Canada they are.

Oh let's not go down the road of what Canada calls things

 

[MissLabelled]

Oh let's not go down the road of what Canada calls things